The Longship Voyage!

[Thraxas]

Wouldn't an oar be more effective?

 

[The Shinster]

Not for boarding action no.

 

[The Shinster]

...unless it's a very sharp oar...

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[Thraxas]

Duel-purpose oars! I like the sound of that!

 

[Fullangr]

Oar Wars?

 

[Thraxas]

With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy!

 

[Fullangr]

Yes!

*prepares to take potshots at Clarkson*

 

[Thraxas]

Historically inaccurate it may be, but I think we need a cannon on board.

 

[Fullangr]

Could we not run to a small nuclear arsenal?

 

[Thraxas]

Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace?

 

[Fullangr]

This is true.

AK47s?

 

[The Shinster]

Historically inaccurate it may be, but I think we need a cannon on board.

R.R.R has them!

AK47S FOR EVERYONE!

 

[Thraxas]

Okaaaaay!!!

C'mon Clarkson, where are ya?

 

[Fullangr]

Just listen out for the scream of tortured denim. You'll find him.

 

[Thraxas]

Denim? I thought he just spray-painted his legs blue!

 

[Katie'Force]

Oar Wars?

With Jeremy Clarkson in his speedboat as the enemy!

hahaha oh the visuals!!!

Do we really want to get boarded by Greenpeace?

first clarkson now greenpeace!!! this is an awesome war... in a longboat... fought with oars

 

[Fullangr]

Katie, you're either with us or against us!

Which is it?

 

[Katie'Force]

dude! i'm with you! obviously
this sounds like great fun!!!!

 

[Fullangr]

Grab yeself an oar then wench!

 

[Katie'Force]

hey! we already decided that me and you do not row!!!.... oh wait... for the fighting of jeremy clarkson and greenpeace *grabs oar and waves it menacingly*