Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Or became so small that the cameras couldn't pick her up without a miscroscope lens attachment.
The Longship Voyage!
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Katie'Force
Kables
some of the folks on the firewind forum saw my signature, they want to join our war.... i'm not sure they're epic enough...
Katie'Force
Kables
hehe see i love firewind, they're one of my favourite bands... they're just not quite as epic as turisas... 
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Just give them a few quick lessons in ale-quaffing, war paint application and longboat-sailing. There may be hope for them yet.
Katie'Force
Kables
we should get them involved in the longboat, they can be some of the rowing slaves, it'll give them experience in the life of epic!
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Katie'Force
Kables
viking school!!!!! *raises tankard in the air* and that was lesson one, how to hold your ale epically
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
I always thought a viking version of the boy scouts would be a good idea. You could get badges for pillaging, quaffing a hornfull of ale in under 5 seconds, sailing a longboat correctly, turning animal-skins into functional evening-wear etc. The possibilities are endless!
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Indeed. I mean, it's not like the Scouting Association insist on sobriety and respectability, is it?
Katie'Force
Kables
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
In my Viking Scouts any hint of sobriety or respectability will have you thrown out on the spot!
Katie'Force
Kables
shit, er..... *pretends to down a pint of ale whilst figuring out how to stop the scoutmaster finding out i'm teatotal*
oh wait
*does a pole dance*
that'll distract him for a while
oh wait
*does a pole dance*
that'll distract him for a while
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Katie don't worry...just practise for your 'ale-serving' badge and he'll be away with the pixies before he can kick you out
Katie'Force
Kables
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