The Longship Voyage!

[Fullangr]

*grabs oar and joins Katie in waving it menacingly*

Give us yer best y'overstuffed pair of crap jeans!

 

[Katie'Force]

hahahahaha dude we'd scare anyone with our oarwaving!

 

[Fullangr]

You knows it.

*waves cup of earl grey carefully but menancingly*

 

[Thraxas]

Hey, keep that foul stuff away from me!

 

[Fullangr]

*spills earl grey on Thraxas 'accidentally' and laughs evilly*

 

[Thraxas]

*vomits all over Vikingess*

You only have yourself to blame, y'know.

 

[Fullangr]

*laughs at vomit-covered decoy*

Come in handy those pixies do...

 

[Thraxas]

You realise you have to clean those decoys yourself? And look at the label - handwash only.

 

[Fullangr]

*puts decoy in washing machine on 'handwash' program*

 

[Katie'Force]

*puts decoy in washing machine on 'handwash' program*

now that is one epic washing machine!

 

[Fullangr]

Aye, tis the Miklagard Washer/Dryer

 

[Katie'Force]

hahahaha i want one!!!!

 

[Thraxas]

Oooo dear, the washing machine seems to be faulty. It's got stuck on "Boil Wash".

*watches in amusement as Vikingess retrieves the now-6-inch-high decoy from machine*

 

[Katie'Force]

awwwww i want a 6-inch-high decoy version of me!!!

 

[Thraxas]

I suppose you could put it very close to the other person and try to trick them with perspective.

Actually, I always quite liked the idea of being a set of Russian dolls, so that I could open up to reveal progressively smaller and smaller versions of me.

 

[Katie'Force]

like that really bizarre advert a while back?

 

[Thraxas]

Think I must've missed that one.

 

[Katie'Force]

some strange woman, steals something, then does things like fall out the window, get attacked by dogs, and each time she 'dies' she crawls out as a smaller version.... it was stupid

 

[Thraxas]

Aaaaah yes, I remember. Good way of escaping, I suppose, but there wouldn't be much left of you if you were as accident-prone as she was.

 

[Katie'Force]

yeah, she wouldn't last long before she broke the last one...