The Longship Voyage!
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*Mika*
'Bridget'
Without starting a mass insult war like the other thread...
Have you seen the general height array of Finland, with the exception of a few, Hamster would fit in rather well
Sorry for dragging up an old post i'll go back and read the rest of the thread now
Without starting a mass insult war like the other thread...
Have you seen the general height array of Finland, with the exception of a few, Hamster would fit in rather well
Good point, well made.
Our argument for having Hamster on board grows stronger by the minute!
*plots to kidnap Hammond*
*Mika*
'Bridget'
Why kidnap him, I'm pretty sure he'd be more than delighted to sail in the longship.
Not too sure about the gig though
I'm having a geek moment and want an 'r' on the end of voyage
You know the scary thing? If we actually wrote in to Top Gear, you know they'd be totally up for it!
*Mika*
'Bridget'
You know the scary thing? If we actually wrote in to Top Gear, you know they'd be totally up for it!
Do it! we could always see if we could get May to build us a longship in payment for joining the voyage
A longship on wheels please Captain Slow!
Dear Top Gear,
We are fans of a Viking Metal band called Turisas, who are known for being, well, Vikingish. For some time now we have been planning a longship voyage around the UK to coincide with dates on the Dragonforce tour, for which they are the main support act. We have varying levels of expertise in Vikingly behaviour - ale quaffing is a particular speciality - and would like you to take part in our voyage. We propose that James May and his harem of named spanners be put in charge of longship production (we would like wheels and a motor for inland gigs), and that Jeremy be alongside at a respectable distance in order to be The Enemy. This will involve taking potshots at His Prattishness, and possibly bodily injury, but as Clarkson himself pointed out on Jonathan Ross' show, Top Gear's ratings go up when presenters are injured.
Richard Hammond will be taken onboard the longship as obligatory totty for the wenches - this is not optional, and we make no guarantees that he will return unmolested. We believe the wenches are aware of his married status, but we cannot guarantee that this fact will be remembered at all times during the voyage, or at all. We regret that we cannot, under any circumstances, accomodate Mindy Hammond.
We look forward to hearing from you,
The Turisas Longship Horde
We are fans of a Viking Metal band called Turisas, who are known for being, well, Vikingish. For some time now we have been planning a longship voyage around the UK to coincide with dates on the Dragonforce tour, for which they are the main support act. We have varying levels of expertise in Vikingly behaviour - ale quaffing is a particular speciality - and would like you to take part in our voyage. We propose that James May and his harem of named spanners be put in charge of longship production (we would like wheels and a motor for inland gigs), and that Jeremy be alongside at a respectable distance in order to be The Enemy. This will involve taking potshots at His Prattishness, and possibly bodily injury, but as Clarkson himself pointed out on Jonathan Ross' show, Top Gear's ratings go up when presenters are injured.
Richard Hammond will be taken onboard the longship as obligatory totty for the wenches - this is not optional, and we make no guarantees that he will return unmolested. We believe the wenches are aware of his married status, but we cannot guarantee that this fact will be remembered at all times during the voyage, or at all. We regret that we cannot, under any circumstances, accomodate Mindy Hammond.
We look forward to hearing from you,
The Turisas Longship Horde
*Mika*
'Bridget'
Dear god I heard that running through my mind in Clarkson's twattish accent/lisp
Brilliant! send it orf!
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Just as long as all resident "totty" are aware that they are expected to row along with the rest of the crew.
Thraxas
Ale quaffer
Katie'Force
Kables
hahahahaha that would clearly be the best letter Top Gear have ever received!!!!
and Mika's right... you put hamster next to Olli and he'd look tall!!!
and Mika's right... you put hamster next to Olli and he'd look tall!!!
Obviously. Can't you just see Clarkson reading it out?
And I presume you mean Olli would look tall...because the only way Hamster would look tall is stood next to a five year old
Well, you're certainly far too 'something' to be totty. 'Hairy' springs to mind...
Katie'Force
Kables
Obviously. Can't you just see Clarkson reading it out?
And I presume you mean Olli would look tall...because the only way Hamster would look tall is stood next to a five year old
Well, you're certainly far too 'something' to be totty. 'Hairy' springs to mind...
haha oh yes! and the stupid thing is they'd probably want to do it just for the crazyness!!!
awwww poor likkle hamster
They totally would. We could have all-out war!
And poor likkle hamster my arse! The lack of height just adds to the appeal!
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