The Many Styles of Chonch

[GregadetH]

I can never get a landing strip to look right, so I end up just shaving it all.

Thus confirming your status as the baddest chick on this board....

 

[Armored Thrax]

I shave my balls, but it is for running purposes. Nothing worse than getting your pubes tangled on mile 10 of a long run when your struggling just to breath and stay conscious............



Have grown accustomed to it and now I am afraid to ever let it grow back. I don't want to suffer through the stubble phase................ouchie.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Itchy, too.

 

[GregadetH]

Hell, everyone complains about the stubble phase, it never bothers me - course I shave the sackage every week so it never gets that far along anymore.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That's the best way to do it. I find if I wait longer than that, then I dread doing it and I end up waiting longer and then it really sucks. So I try to do it often.

 

[Metal Maiden]

its actually a racing stripe fetish like the hood of a finely tuned hot rod - we just call it the landing strip...

Hmm. Okay, I can understand that. But it still looks stupid to me.

 

[DarbysDad]

Just keep it clean and I won't complain. landing strips can look rediculous sometimes.

 

[Metal Maiden]

I'd give you some rep. But it won't let me.

 

[DarbysDad]

Its okay, I gotta keep spreading it myself.

 

[ThinkAboutYourEnd]

I've only dealt with hairy bush, so that's all I can really vote on, maybe I'll ask my chick to shave her stuff to see what it's like bare, she said she'd do it.

 

[Buddy_Love_Bomb]

Bald all the way, If a gurl cant keep it clean down there, then thats just sad. I can see a lil hair, But when a girl is white, and a part of her body is sportin a Afro. Thats just plain sick. Come on girls, I know it itches to chave down there, But a guy is more lible to go downtown if he knows the streets are clean.. Un less you are Justin, and would eat anything that reminds him of Fish...

 

[DarbysDad]

Bald doesn't necessarily mean clean.

 

[ThraxDude]

A friend of mine told me she waxes her chonch. (no, it wasn't Metal Maiden, you pervs)



I don't think she called it 'chonch' though...


Imagine waxing the nads........ D'OH!

 

[DarbysDad]

Wax on, Wax off.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Oh man.

I wish I could wax. It would be so much easier, quicker and most importantly, no razor burn! But I wouldn't trust anyone else to do it, and I'd have the paper over the wax for hours, trying to build up the guts to pull it off.

And if I'm that much of a weenie about it, I can't imagine a man alive (well, a straight one, anyway) that would be able to do it. Not to himself, anyway.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Try Nads. I've used it before. Yes it hurts, but not as bad as waxing. But order it online, the stuff they have at the stores doesn't seem as good as the original.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I'll have to try that. I've been using the Schick Intuition, which rules on everything else, but it's not the most pleasant thing to be using on the "bikini area". I loved it, right up til I cut myself.

 

[crystlpalace]

I'll have to try that. I've been using the Schick Intuition, which rules on everything else, but it's not the most pleasant thing to be using on the "bikini area". I loved it, right up til I cut myself.

I bought one of those...it sucks! I'm going back to my trusty Mach3.

 

[prime666]

I bought one of those...it sucks! I'm going back to my trusty Mach3.

You cut yourself down there with a mach 3 and its 3 times the pain.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I used a Mach3 from when they first came out until this summer. I switched to the Intuition because I've hated shaving cream since the first time I shaved at 12. But you can't get the right angle with it in that particular area, so I'll have to go back to the Mach3 for that. Unfortunately, Prime is right...Mach3's hurt like a bitch while they're maiming you.