The Most Annoying Thing On Facebook?

[UltimateApathy]

For the first time in human history, websites like Facebook have (for better or worse) given free and open editorial publishing license to anyone that cares to sign up - no qualifications or IQ test required. Since Murphy's Law is real and this is a metal website, let's focus on the negative: what do you think is the most annoying thing on Facebook? Let's see votes and comments...

 

[YungVoidWitch]

SJWs

 

[YungVoidWitch]

Also all those Mom Memes about wine and children that shit is the worst

 

[UltimateApathy]

Mom memes about wine and children? Can you link an example?

 

[UltimateApathy]

Fuck, I forgot to include a "religious stuff" option in the poll...

 

[YungVoidWitch]

 

[Nephilim96]

SJWs

 

[The Ozzman]

Which 'x' are you? quizzes

 

[Pagan Savior]

Definitely when someone posts a picture of some sick kid along with some text like 'If you want JESUS to heal him, type AMEN' and then like a thousand people actually do it

 

[Krow]

Links that say shit like...

"This kid has glass bones and paper skin... When I found out it broke me"

 

[Pagan Savior]

Or video links with titles that end in 'you won't believe what happens next...'

 

[YungVoidWitch]

people that only use facebook to repost buzzfeed "articles"

 

[UltimateApathy]

That's actually pretty good.

 

[UltimateApathy]

What gets my goat is when people post endless selfies for no apparent reason other than to emphasize how "beautiful" they are. It gets my goat even more when they use stupid facial expressions in said photos (expecially duckface), and it slaughters my goat and sacrifices him to Satan when these selfie-obsessed people are - to anyone with a decent pair of eyes - really unattractive (even worse-looking than my goat after Satan has had his way with him).

Roll on, the Facebook narcissism and Facebook depression bandwagon! Who woulda thought one website could spawn two new mental illnesses?

 

[UltimateApathy]

What's the most recent post on your news feed about? Mine reads this: "Bill Johnson shares how Jesus revealed the heart of the kingdom."

urghhhhhhh....

 

[The Butt]

Social justice warriors.
People who argue about GMOs and big pharma and other shit I don't give even the slightest shit about.

 

[Pagan Savior]

What gets my goat is when people post endless selfies for no apparent reason other than to emphasize how "beautiful" they are. It gets my goat even more when they use stupid facial expressions in said photos (expecially duckface), and it slaughters my goat and sacrifices him to Satan when these selfie-obsessed people are - to anyone with a decent pair of eyes - really unattractive (even worse-looking than my goat after Satan has had his way with him).

Roll on, the Facebook narcissism and Facebook depression bandwagon! Who woulda thought one website could spawn two new mental illnesses?

This, and when people post pictures and say something negative about themselves in order to provoke others to say how lovely they look

 

[~Lynn~]

facebook is the most annoying thing on facebook

 

[YungVoidWitch]

very much enjoying all the unironic complaints of SJW im lauhin haaaeeerd

 

[The Butt]

very much enjoying all the unironic complaints of SJW im lauhin haaaeeerd

I laugh at SJWs; and I don't really care about their causes because they are pushy and obnoxious. :v