Just so no one confuses my priorities, let me say right out front that Candiria are brilliant, definitely one of the top ten metal bands in existence right now. But, that said, they also undoubtedly have the most amazing metal band name Ive ever heard. You see, a candiru is a tiny South American fish in the habit of swimming up the urethras of urinating men and women who choose to answer natures call while immersed in certain streams. It then lodges there with extendable spines and proceeds to engorge itself on its victims blood. It is extremely painful and must often be removed through surgery. Everyone from Cannibal Corpse to Anal Cunt can just boy down and shut the fuck up, because no ones ever going to concoct a more extreme, disturbing, crotch-grabbingly shocking band name than that. Especially because its plural.