So the other night I went to this party with a bunch of buddys. It was BYOB party, so I brought a bottle of Jack Daniels for me and a friend to share. Well I filled my flask full (5 oz), and my friend had the rest of the jack till about a 1/5 left. Well I decided to chug my flask, chug the bottle, and have a shot of vodka within 5 minutes. I got fucked up. Hahah I talked to everyone at the party, and theres a fuckin fine babe who happens to be a senior. Big jugs on this girl. I put my arm around her and talk to her, and someone told me to grab her tit, so I did. Well I guess she doesn't like that, so she nailed me in the nuts and ran away.. Ok, well that wasn't too bad. Didn't hurt to much cuz all this alch is catchin' up. So I go upstairs and sit on the couch, talk to some people, and this girl that I grabbed her tit comes back, and nails me in the face, and kicks me in the nuts. I roll over on the couch and to safety measures, I lay on my belly. Well she comes back again, drags me off of the couch, and proceeds to beat me while I'm half passed out. I ended up with a bloody nose, eyebrow, and left cheek swollen. But, none of the blows she gave to me hurt at all. I didn't feel a thing hahaha. My friends told me the next day she kicked me in the nuts 8 times, and punched me in the face about 5 or so times. Yeah, she tweeked a lil'.. Haha oh well. Thats my story.