The Official "My growing beef gut makes me happy" thread

Nothing tastes as good as fit feels.

AND I fucking love food. Moderation is the key. For me, that anyone on this planet can let themselves be grossly overweight is a shameful thing.
 
I actually cant gain much weight anymore, at least I havent been able to since mid 2005 when I lost about 75 lbs. I cant really get above 150 even when I try. Eating is something I often find annoying nowdays, its a bother to take time out of day to shut my stomach up.
 
I think I've lost a little bit of weight. I checked on a scale for the first time in over a year, and I'm around 120.

At the doctors the other day, they said I was 124, meaning I have lost 15lbs since the last time I was the doctors...

I have a girlish figure like you! :D
 
I know... I eat and eat and eat, but yet all I do is stay a skinny bastard.

You can see the outline of a few of my ribs nowadays.
 
I'm 6'3 and 185 i cant seem to gain any weight no matter how much I eat its pissing me off.

For some strange reason my redneck grandmother used to save fat in a big jar. Well she said it was fat, I dont know what the hell it was. It was all yellowish and growse. Surely it wasnt piss. I didnt understand how fat could be a liquid. Maybe it was liquid fat. I wonder what would happen if I drank that nasty shit.
 
Food is heavenly. I'm 5'11" and 135 pounds but I eat like a horse. It's great and I don't gain any weight. I love my metabolism. Helps with the increased food intake associated with marijuana intoxication, which affects me quite regularly.