yes, the rumors are true! the semi-controversial and highly. . . well, high californian is starting a massive fund in hopes of becoming the country's next president in 2005. his 'fuck politics' approach will surely garner him many votes from uber-leftists and semi-righties, as well as those who wasted their votes on ross perot for all those years. when asked to comment on this stance, he began with the usual critcism of the nation's current president, then, in a drunken frenzy, began pointing out all the conservatives and screaming "you're all living in the fucking past!"
at this juncture we are not sure what his stance on other issues are. aside from his dire quest to legalize marijuana. "not that it would change much for me, of course" he once stated on the subject. "we've gotta think about the children, ya know? or something. . ." more to come soon on his views on other policies.
as a side note, if neal is elected, he would become the first president, or any high-ranking official in american history, to sport dredlocks.
SO GET OUT THERE AMERICANS AND VOTE FOR NEAL THIS NOVEMBER IN THE PRIMARIES!!!
at this juncture we are not sure what his stance on other issues are. aside from his dire quest to legalize marijuana. "not that it would change much for me, of course" he once stated on the subject. "we've gotta think about the children, ya know? or something. . ." more to come soon on his views on other policies.
as a side note, if neal is elected, he would become the first president, or any high-ranking official in american history, to sport dredlocks.
SO GET OUT THERE AMERICANS AND VOTE FOR NEAL THIS NOVEMBER IN THE PRIMARIES!!!