The Official talking in scouse thread

[Susie]

eh der calm down kidda's

 

[KoichCPA]

ey susie, scousers ay fuckin de bee's knees ey. 'ow about yew and me bowl behind de shed's and do de shady

 

[Susie]

ey susie, scousers ay fuckin de bee's knees ey. 'ow about yew and me bowl behind de shed's and do de shady

Arrr eh der midda, yeh onto de lingo lad well in mate, dats smart like.

 

[Taliesin]

Most of my clanmates are from Liverpool, going like "Arriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite laaaaaaaaaaaaa?" all the time

 

[KoichCPA]

Fuck oath susie. i juss got back from weerk, it wuz a dead bad night. ay shall 'uv a few bevvies and bowl ter flock ay think.

 

[Susie]

mate i would like but i recon me fella would kick me arse like mate

 

[Susie]

Ders jus no need for de angover i ad yesterday uke: but de night out was ace like.

 

[_Transparent_]

its all abou't da addidas trackies! calm down calm down

 

[Emperor101]

I cont speek very gud. I con barly tipe. I gus det i am wetarded.

 

[bobvex]

what the hell is scouse, is that like, the british version of the black mans jive?
is it a sub dialect of cockney? i dont get it.

ahhhhh bloody ell, wot in ell 'my blatherin on abowt. .

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

Oym going to stick moy finga up this croakadoile's ass!

And here's some yooper language:

Say ya to da U.P eh? (U.P. is the upper peninsula of Michigan.)

 

[Arch]

what the hell is scouse, is that like, the british version of the black mans jive?
is it a sub dialect of cockney? i dont get it.

ahhhhh bloody ell, wot in ell 'my blatherin on abowt. .

Bob, there's an example of Scouse in the movie "Austin Powers in Goldmember". There's a scene where Austin Powers and his father got together and started speaking in it and there was subtitle underneathe.