The Official "The Book of Heavy Metal" by Dream Evil (the song) appreciation thread

Wolftribe said:
they both suck, but dream evil is at least funny

What? Rhapsody not funny!? Oh come on! Fabio's pronunciation of words alone is worth the price of admission. That price being nothing. I will search for the Eeeeeeemerald swooooooord! (Eemerald, not to be confused with emerald) Also, this man has chosen to call himself Fabio.

Also, their song titles, hilarious. There's always either some mention of dwarves trolls or unicorns in new and unexpected places. For example, the gayest song ever recorded on a "metal" album: Forest of Unicorns. I challenge you to listen to that song without laughing.