^i was "missing in action" at a concert for an hour and nobody could find me, but i was just outside on the back steps at the school watching the eclipse with my best friend...
^ you've had your chance....you only want me for my kilt....I'm a real person, you know, IHAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! But you're just treating me as a lust object.......*starts cryin, then goes back to his mother*