I feel compelled to point out that it's entirely possible to (1) have a girlfriend, (2) not be a frustrated virgin, and (3) find that chick that belligerent posted totally unattractive, all at the same time. She looks like she has to wash her face with turpentine. I think she is totally gross. Sometimes these things have to do with differing preferences rather than with high or low standards. God forbid somebody doesn't have the taste for a stereotypically "hot" chick.
And not to be creepy, but Krampus is very cute.