The pics thread

[CF87]

lolz guys unfortunately she was just a waitress/dancer (like on top of the bar) and i did not screw her. that 5 euro in her mouth was just a tip for her serving me and being hot.

You never licked her butthole, WHAT. You gotta be kidding. You think wearing that fanny pack and everything.

 

[cookiecutter]

Who is taking the picture?

 

[Zephyrus]

I love you, Valerie.

 

[arg]

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[Zephyrus]

That's not Sauron.

 

[Hubster]

Sigh.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

aug fails in his LOTR lore.

 

[King Richard]

Is it supposed to be the Witch King?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think it's the mouth of sauron.

 

[Onder]

Some stupid fantasy bullshit. Who cares.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I care.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Guy doesn't brush his teeth.

 

[Valerie]

Nooooooooobs

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Why does that British guy have a Slavic accent?

 

[Zephyrus]

Because anything from the East is necessarily evil.

 

[SentinelSlain]

There were some muslim baddies at the end of one of the battles in LOTR. They were riding elephants and shit.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

God. Gandalf fucking rules. Like, too fucking much.

Also, the origin concept for the Mouth of Sauron was going to have his mouth open and close vertically. In the book, however, the Mouth of Sauron was shown wearing a helm but with spikes covering the mouth, dripping with blood.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Fucking metal.

Or something.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I love sea horses and seashells. I love sea shell things.

 

[Tonka Time]