The pics thread

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You can't just handle the sex.

 

[The Emptier]

Might wanna keep the beard trimmed shorter z-dawg, you look a good decade or so older.

My beard has gotten me so many great things.

 

[unknown]

nice, chops there, schmidt!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My beard has gotten me so many great things.

do you think length affects these results you speak of?

 

[The Emptier]

If you're asking seriously, I would say not. Mine is very reasonable in length, but it's just full and vibrantly ginger...

 

[Dak]

If you're asking seriously, I would say not. Mine is very reasonable in length, but it's just full and vibrantly ginger...

Ginger beards......ASSEMBLE!

 

[Zephyrus]

Lady Killer Schmidt here

 

[Master_Yoda77]

If that had electric guitars and sloppier lyrics I'd be a fucking Abigail song.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If you're asking seriously, I would say not. Mine is very reasonable in length, but it's just full and vibrantly ginger...

But if the length/thickness of the beard affects the wearer's apparent age, isn't growing it longer likely to cause some younger women to lose interest and some older women to gain interest?

 

[unknown]

doesn't matter;women are interested

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ok here's a news article that backs me up:

Women prefer men with stubble for love, sex and marriage

The researchers carried out the study using computer technology to alter pictures of 15 men’s faces so that they displayed different degrees of hairiness. Five levels of facial hair were used - clean-shaven, light stubble, heavy stubble, light beard and full beard.

The pictures were shown to 76 women who were asked to rate them for masculinity, aggression, dominance, attractiveness, age, and social maturity. They were also asked how desirable each man would be as a short-term or long-term partner. Faces with full beards were judged to be the most masculine, aggressive and socially mature. They were also thought to look five years older.

They were rated the least attractive and the worst choice for a short-term relationship. Men with light beards were considered the most dominant. Those with light stubble were rated the most attractive and as the ideal romantic partner for the short or long term. Clean-shaven men finished bottom for masculinity, dominance, aggression, and social maturity, and they were the least favoured choice as a long-term partner. They came second-to-last for attractiveness.

 

[King Richard]

Time to ungay this thread again.

I have no idea who this is, but mother of god...

 

[sevag00]

wtf. It would've been nicer if she came topless.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

good god she's skinny

 

[Satanstoenail]

She's attractive, but that dress looks fucking ridiculous.

 

[The Emptier]

that left boob is a solid cup size bigger than her right....but damn

 

[monoxide_child]

Ok here's a news article that backs me up:

Women prefer men with stubble for love, sex and marriage

so...
why the fucking hell is it that all of the women who ever want have any kind of sex with me insist that my entire face be completely slippery smooth???

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Because they're whooties who wear latex.

 

[monoxide_child]