The pics thread

Agree with Effigy. His chick is hotter tbh.

+1

also
i just now suddenly realized why i didn't recognize Jessica Nigri in the first gif Effigy Forgotten posted

it was the hair
i guess i've just spent too much time jacking to those specific pics of Nigri where she doesn't have the platinum blonde hair

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It amazes me how Mort manages to look effeminate with more facial hair than most dudes (including me for that matter. I don't think my profile is suited for a full beard). All those stupid "manly" blogs about how you need to pursue a Duck Dynasty beard for manliness are clearly misguided. Presentation is clearly deeper than whiskers.

Not that I'm suggesting it's a "negative" or whatever. Mort should present himself however he wants. Even if it is gay. :p
 
His whiskers are so wispy and free-flowing that he probably just trims them to prevent them from getting coarse. He's got a real teddybear look to him.
 
I will be trimming them, I haven't been because playoff beard and all, but now that the Wings are out I will be getting a trim in.
 
It amazes me how Mort manages to look effeminate with more facial hair than most dudes (including me for that matter. I don't think my profile is suited for a full beard). All those stupid "manly" blogs about how you need to pursue a Duck Dynasty beard for manliness are clearly misguided. Presentation is clearly deeper than whiskers.

Not that I'm suggesting it's a "negative" or whatever. Mort should present himself however he wants. Even if it is gay. :p

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