The pics thread

[SentinelSlain]

why doesn't ham burger post a pic? does he look like the burger man in the zz top video?

 

[sevag00]

Lol at the idea of me posting noods.

I'm not asking you to post pics for my amusement. I'm just asking because i'm 100% sure you have a tiny dick or you're measuring it from your ass hole.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm not asking you to post pics for my amusement. I'm just asking because i'm 100% sure you have a tiny dick or you're measuring it from your ass hole.

Yeah but the wide variety of reasons why I wouldn't want to post nudes of myself really outweigh whatever severe misery is inflicted by you doubting my manhood.

 

[The Butt]

Goddamn I love UM.

 

[KafkaX]

In light of his incredible facial beauty and phallic endowment, I've actually become more attracted to him for non-physical reasons as well. I mean, the guy has to be so awkward to be so sexually captivating yet unable to have any kind of sexual relations. He's probably comes off as arrogant and cold because commoners are immediately intimidated by his superiority, yet in reality he actually doesn't intend to convey that kind of appearance at all. He just wants someone to open up to, but he's so demure and probably hasn't even accepted himself yet. I want to write bad romantic fiction about him and masturbate to it.

Every time you post.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Also, I'm really fucking picky with women and I wont date "down" in terms of intelligence, because for me, then there's no attraction. Also, most English girls are just some fucking fat vicky pollards that like R'n'B and have permanent sour facial expressions and never use adjectives. They'd just say "like" repeatedly instead and look confused.

 

[-CC-]

Holy shit.

 

[damnromulans]

For some reason black men seem to be much more sensuous/less violent than white ones. IIRC, Anita Blonde married a black male porn star after a scene they did together because she said it was so amazing. I used to have a problem watching interracial stuff because a slimy condom-covered black dick looks kind of like a fecal log, but I got over it when I realized how much more passionate black male pornstars are.

Everything you are posting is awesome. May you and SS have many children.

I've only been intimate with a couple black dudes but I think anatomy lends itself well to passion. Hard not to be passionate with big lips. unffffffff

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

There are hot girls and than there are Women!

 

[King Richard]

Fake tits? I give her a five on my jimmy scale.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

You think she's a 5 average? ah, I guess to each his own. I mean she's a good looking chick, I give her at least a 15.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't what this jimmy scale goes up to, but I'd give her 8/10

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

1-30 ( 1-10 is average/ 11-20 is good looking/ 21-30 is gorgeous )

 

[rms]

15? What are you gay? She's fucking smoking hot

 

[Nephilim96]

13.

 

[SentinelSlain]

For a selfie, it's a pretty hot photo.

 

[The Ozzman]

Until it's revealed she has a penis

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

15? What are you gay? She's fucking smoking hot

Hey look King gave her a 5. I'm just trying to rationalize with the dude to see where his head's at.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

We should start some kind of hooker market on the forum. The way you guys would bid these chicks, someone could fleece a nice profit.