My friend had an alligator snapping turtle for over 15 years(it was about that big when he first got it). I remember one day we were hanging out in his backyard and one of my friends was sitting on a chair next to the aquarium and was resting his arm on the tank. Guess what happened?
Took some touristy photos through sweltering DC while on a circuitous path to some decently priced beer. It's absurd how god damned hot it gets in this city. Looking forward to getting that weather on the border with the Netherlands later this week.