WAIF = hot. I feel like such a dirty old woman for saying so.
I know, I don't know what I was thinking...my first dance. There's an even more embarrassing photo of me dancing with a hot chick and achieving a level of awkwardness and uncoordination previously thought unattainable by mortal man.Erm, it's okay, I think WAIF is hot too, and I'm too old for him also.
WAIF is totally sexy except that rolling up your pant legs on the dance floor isn't really a good look tbh.
WORSHIP THE ROACH!I prefer the roach