The pics thread

so I came across this picture and thought it would make an awesome folk black metal album cover:

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for you ladies...

shikking.

A female who practices the art of self-stimulation or masturbation. The sound of which can be onomatopoetically represented as shik-shik.

syn. Self pollination, opening the beef drapes, scrubbing the velvet wallet.
 
I'd do anything for just one night with Megan Fox and do naughty and know it is never going to happen. I'm dead inside!

I have not gotten any play or female attention in weeks & weeks and am so lonely. sorry UM to here about me being lonely.

... and to make things worse it fucking snowed. fuck me