The pics thread

[Orion Crystal Ice]

So you're suggesting that I dress like a wigger to get chicks?

I suspect I'd be much better off in the long run with the "normal guy" look. Though if my situation ever becomes drastic, I guess I could always pull Halford.

 

[waif]

tbh there was a period where Halford looked like Kerry King. I would avoid that.

 

[Omni]

So you're suggesting that I dress like a wigger to get chicks?

I suspect I'd be much better off in the long run with the "normal guy" look. Though if my hair loss situation ever becomes drastic, I guess I could always pull a Halford.

If you ever decided to pull a Halford, you probably wouldn't be worrying about attracting women anymore, now would you? Think about it for a second.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well, if one gender fails me, there's always the other.

 

[Belligerent]

fucking incredible

 

[cookiecutter]

If you ever decided to pull a Halford, you probably wouldn't be worrying about attracting women anymore, now would you? Think about it for a second.

 

[Dak]

Hell Yeah.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Grant, you look insanely different without glasses.

 

[Dak]

Grant, you look insanely different without glasses.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well, if one gender fails me, there's always the other.

Considering Omni is of the opposite sex, there's really no hope for females anyway

 

[Satanstoenail]

vihris - lose the goatee and grow some sideburns.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Lose it? But I just got it!

 

[Satanstoenail]

Alright, keep it and grow some sideburns as well, then think about the goatee. Either way - SIDEBURNS, STAT.

 

[The Ozzman]

Grow a beard

 

[skeptik]

grow a goatse hahahahaha



hahahahahahahahaha



!!!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Why is it only guys making all these recommendations?

I actually used to have sideburns down to the bottom of my ears tbh, but I began to think it looked too goofy.


edit - I think we have a winner:

grow a goatse hahahahaha



hahahahahahahahaha



!!!

 

[genocide roach]

cuz we're all gay
~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

Matt is just jealous he can only grow facial hair like a Mexican

 

[Satanstoenail]

Why is it only guys making all these recommendations?

Metal Eye For The Normal Guy?

I actually used to have sideburns down to the bottom of my ears tbh, but I began to think it looked too goofy.

That's because they weren't long enough. That's like growing your hair long and trimming it into a neck length bob cut. Of course it's going to look goofy. Sideburns should be grown as low as they'll go; the bottom of your jaw is fine as a rule though.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I say we pitch a show called Metal Eye for the Normal Guy...fuck!