I do actaully have a small beard goin on under it. It's not that big though........not yet.
The elastic band can probably go around my waste......for my penis.
This is hilarious to me because the page immediately went to the bottom when I loaded this thread cuz I always go to the newest post first then go backwards to see what else I missed. I scrolled up and I was like "wow, did some model/actress just...steal my art or something?", then I read this comment and lol'ed. Yes.
I am pretty surprised at how close that actually resembles your style. You should start selling your shit. I can see you turning into a fashion designer...
I could totally see V5 with a beret, a black turtleneck, a scarf, and some Ray Bans. He would also have 2 assistants: a flaming gay black man and an anorexic Asian woman.