The pics thread

[Master_Yoda77]

Mike, I'm really sorry if you told me this and I just missed it, but did you get accepted into a grad program? Or land a teaching job? And I'm also sorry if I already asked this and you replied, but for some reason I can't remember.

Apologies that this is a link, but it leads to my profile and picture for BU, so I figured I'd share:

http://sites.bu.edu/englishprofiles/patrick-whitmarsh/

Yeah, I got accepted into the Master's program at Northern Illinois University, where I received my BA just a few months ago. I'm going down the American/British Literature track with a focus in comparative literature, especially Epic Poetry's evolution over the years. Because, duh, I'm obsessed with fantasy. Also like virtually everything Renaissance and Romanticism.

 

[The Ozzman]

Shave your neck beard

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've got the Lemmy chops back, neckbeard is gone.

 

[Zephyrus]

All about a good trim.

 

[SentinelSlain]

A gym is truly an amazing place

There are some girls at my gym like that, I think they're either Bulgarian or Romanian. Anyway, what do you say to them? I think one of them paused to see if I would say something, but I couldn't think of anything.

 

[unknown]

"I've seen better" just to crush their souls

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

All about a good trim.

You guys look like such nice people. uke: haha

The future proud parents of an astronaut or something

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

There are some girls at my gym like that, I think they're either Bulgarian or Romanian. Anyway, what do you say to them? I think one of them paused to see if I would say something, but I couldn't think of anything.

Ya don;t say anything, you're at the gym, be a good boy and leave people alone. You get a quick look and move along.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

"I've seen better" just to crush their souls

Doesn't really crush their souls when it comes out of my mouth. But I do enjoy deathcrushing whores.

 

[Onder]

Doesn't really crush their souls when it comes out of my mouth. But I do enjoy deathcrushing whores.

I just imagined you in a gym saying "I've seen better" to a girl like that and it made me laugh. I think she'd be confused.

 

[Onder]

On a related note, on monday I had a lecture of "World's ecosystems". The guy was pretty much a maniac and spent an hour talking about sex. He kept shouting at the girls "WHAT IS SEX?", and then he elaborated on his theories of women choosing men based on their immune systems. Apparently women have some organ in their nose instantly telling them about the guy's immune system and they go DAT IMMUNE SYSTEM. However, one of his points was that the confidence is a number ONE thing they notice consciously. It's not even a secret anymore.

 

[The Butt]

This is how I look during my office hours:

Control your orgasms, ladies.

Wear more fucking metal shirts to work.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Gonna get raped?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Want to get raped?

 

[The Butt]

Maybe.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Call me.

 

[The Butt]

Only if you promise to take me to dinner first.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Ya don;t say anything, you're at the gym, be a good boy and leave people alone. You get a quick look and move along.

Really? But what about their poor bums? They might need warming up.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

"You should never rape anyone. Unless you have a reason, like you want to fuck someone and they won't let you. In which case, what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don't rape 'em"

Louis CK

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Lol. I've battled the neck hair once. I bought those manly cutting scissor apparatus set to cut the boyfriend's hair and beard because they were giving him some weird ugly thing at the barbers. But once I cut his hair, the damn bastard didn't want me to touch his beard nor his neck hair. That shit looked atrocious.

Edit: I've found proof!

Edit 2: removed picture.

@nephilim: am fully aware