The pics thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Pretty sure CiG lives about 3,500kms away from us. But I'm curious to check it out.

acting like you wouldn't cross the deserts of Australia to find that one super rare dildo that you dont have in your collection. Cmon now

 

[jimmy101]

acting like you wouldn't cross the deserts of Australia to find that one super rare dildo that you dont have in your collection. Cmon now

I did say I was curious!

 

[Slammed]

It's one I used to work at, so I'd remember if I saw Jimmy's face or some senile old man with a power metal shirt on walk in.

You paint me in a better picture than my own family would.

 

[Slammed]

acting like you wouldn't cross the deserts of Australia to find that one super rare dildo that you dont have in your collection. Cmon now

I cross that desert once every two years and I've already told you I've never met CIG

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It's one I used to work at, so I'd remember if I saw Jimmy's face

i bet he'd give you one of these looks if you caught him dildo shopping there....

 

[CiG]

i bet he'd give you one of these looks if you caught him dildo shopping there....

"Excuse me kind sir, where are the XXL rubber fists?"

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

"im sorry but some senile old guy in a power metal shirt just bought the last one"

 

[jimmy101]

Hahaha. Excellent back & forth here.

 

[Slammed]

"im sorry but some senile old guy in a power metal shirt just bought the last one"

It was a present for you, but now you've gone and ruined it!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

is that why you got "Slammed" lasered/engraved on it? For me to remember you?

 

[Slammed]

It says "All My Love From Slammed" when it's fully erect

 

[jimmy101]

"Oh wow, you're such a good boy. This dildo is sliding right in there without any effort at all. You must be really experienced."

"Yes, ma'am."

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It says "All My Love From Slammed" when it's fully erect

Did you check to see if it fits properly?

 

[Slammed]

"Oh wow, you're such a good boy. This dildo is sliding right in there without any effort at all. You must be really experienced."

"Yes, ma'am."

I'm surprised you used a female!

 

[Slammed]

Did you check to see if it fits properly?

Oh it fits but if you loose any teeth that is your problem!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Lol

Damn, it loosened your teeth? Maybe you're being to aggressive with it.

 

[CiG]

is that why you got "Slammed" lasered/engraved on it? For me to remember you?

It says "All My Love From Slammed" when it's fully erect

Now I know where Slammed got his name from, what that dildo did to him was inspiration.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

but then his username would have been "Ripped"

 

[CiG]

Woah come on man, he can handle it, he's a power metal guy his asshole was born to be flexible.

 

[Slammed]

Now I know where Slammed got his name from, what that dildo did to him was inspiration.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't only get my inspiration from you.