The pics thread

[The Ozzman]

If by looking closer you mean reading with a fucking magnifying glass, then okay.

 

[Killbot]

It's more fun when they have to look more closely and then realize what it says.

Ahhh clever. Rapists sure are an inventive bunch these days.

 

[Matt]

I feel weird around Asians.

And Jews.

 

[Matt]

Bisexuality is a front for people are unable to get any action from the opposite sex or are uncomfortable with their sexuality.

My opinion though.

Or it's for people who enjoy sex with both sides (which is usually the case)

 

[skeptik]

And Jews.

Oh yeah, the fucking jews, they give me the heebyjeebies.

I get rather skiddish when I see something Yiddish

 

[Pessimism]

It's a lot more complex than I'm saying. I didn't think people would enjoy me talking about how I couldn't get it up for him or any other guy, including porn, but women drive me crazy, etc. etc.

Touche!

I really could care less about the direction the thread took after this, but then I found this little gem:

I'm going to puke. I can't stand gays. Don't know why.

Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' brown, After that, I want to smell your man-titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while you spank me off into a Dixie cup.

I get rather skiddish when I see something Yiddish

 

[The Ozzman]

Seraphim wins for post of the day.

 

[Valerie]

Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' brown, After that, I want to smell your man-titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while you spank me off into a Dixie cup.

Was that from a movie or something? Or another post on here? It looks familiar.

 

[Valerie]

 

[ohiogrinder]

Dazed and Confused I loved that movie.

so does my friend Bill. its all he talks about.

 

[Pessimism]

Was that from a movie or something?

Also, awesome comic btw

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"Original design concept by
Artur Olejarczyk

Typography/Logo
+ additional design by
Ichorous"

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Is that... cochineals?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Probably yeah. I didn't do those though.

 

[Valerie]

Also, awesome comic btw

 

[Pessimism]

^

 

[Valerie]

^

You didn't tell me the origin of the quote I inquired about.

 

[Belligerent]

Shocker coming from somebody who gives a shit about "rims."

What a narrow minded comment.

 

[Belligerent]

GrammAr

:Smug:You honestly think I don't know how to spell grammar.

 

[skeptik]

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