And masturbate. The hobos over here jerk off in the dark corners of my school's library. One of them splooged on a girl's shirt while she was sleeping at a table in there. True story.
I've never fallen asleep during the daytime. I think I did once when I was in 5th grade, but that was when I came home from school and crashed on my bed. Slept from 3 PM to 7. When I woke up I thought it was 7 AM and went down to watch morning Pokemon, but the Simpsons were on instead....