The pics thread

[cookiecutter]

and it was delicious

 

[False Joe]

Just once I'd like to be able to get drunk without being covered in talcum powder and mascara.

But on the plus side, you look abit like a lady who's been in some kind of accident involving a wall.

 

[mutantllama]

I just call my eating utensils forks, spoons and knives.

 

[Valerie]

I just call my eating utensils forks, spoons and knives.

Uncultured baboon.

 

[mutantllama]

How barbaric of me.

 

[Zephyrus]

Most people I see don't even use knives anymore, they just use the edge of a fork. And when they have to use a knife, they pick it up from the tray and use it for a moment, instead of having it readily available in their hand at all times.

 

[mutantllama]

I never use a knife when I eat.

 

[skeptik]

I use my knife in the beginning and cut everything I need to cut right away so I don't have to pause while I'm eating later on.

 

[False Joe]

I always have my knife in my hand.

It's you know... how to eat.

 

[The Ozzman]

I only use the knife when I have to because I want to have the other hand free to grab my beverage and such

 

[skeptik]

If you don't need a knife, then it's retarded to have it in your hand.

 

[False Joe]

If you don't need a knife, then it's retarded to have it in your hand.

I think it's simple dining etiquette.

 

[panzerfaust666]

Yeah it s, your right GFAD. I cant eat any other way except like that. Then again, I was taught Manners like it was the most important thing.

 

[skeptik]

Holding a knife constantly = not good manners.

 

[panzerfaust666]

...

yes I know that isn't the only thing that constitutes good manners.

 

[False Joe]

Holding a knife constantly = not good manners.

Well I guess it's just a case of being raised differently.

Ie.
Me and Panzer - Correctly.
You - Like a hick slob who loves nothing more than to spend your evenings lynching and chewing tobacco, and see how far you can spit the results of the latter activity.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well I guess it's just a case of being raised differently.

Ie.
Me and Panzer - Correctly.
You - Like a hick slob who loves nothing more than to spend your evenings lynching and chewing tobacco, and see how far you can spit the results of the latter activity.

Man, I love me some lynching and tobacco, but my maw taught me to spit in a can

 

[skeptik]

Not having good manners = correctly, and the opposite = hick slob? What the fuck kind of inverted logic do they use over there in the UK? I bet it involves the metric system.

 

[False Joe]

Well that dun gone bin what I thought you was.

You americans are obviously all stereotypes.

Not having good manners = correctly, and the opposite = hick slob? What the fuck kind of inverted logic do they use over there in the UK?

Also the crazy, inverted, wearing shoes on your hands logic of dry humour.

I bet it involves the metric system.

What units does this involve? I'm never totally sure.

 

[panzerfaust666]

That was a entertaining post Nec.
Nonetheless, Manners includes sitting straight,not putting your elbows on the table, not slouching, Holding knife and fork correctly,if not using a knife, put the unused hand on your lap etc.

foreign to you?