the problem with bathrobes

[Baliset]

"fuckstick" is a new one. i'll take note of it for future use.

 

[xfer]

preppy comes from IREland.

 

[minxnim]

what?

 

[steak-knife]

hey no need to get abusive, i was just doing a steven seagal impression.

 

[Bambi]

These stereotypical attitudes towards bathrobes which the modern youth exhibit distress me greatly. Even those who are in favour of this redoubtable piece of apparel show a disregard for proper bathrobe etiquette. Smoking a pipe in a bathrobe is an unfortunate sign of our times. Pipes should be smoked only in smoking jackets. While these are often mistaken for bathrobes by the layman, i assure you there is no comparison to the trained eye.

I would also mention in purely an anecdotal manner that Mr Segal was once choked unconscious by a well known stunt man whom he challenged on set. While "under" he lost control of his bodily functions and soiled himself badly. Of course, his agents hushed it all up but word spread quickly among us "old hands" in the oriental fighting arts community. We sneered greatly, needless to say

 

[steak-knife]

there was no need to make that public, SCUMBAG. *squints*

 

[minxnim]

what?

 

[steak-knife]

i like you prepptje, cause your avatar reminds me of mafalda, and i used to read that when i was a nipper.

 

[xfer]

haha that steven seagal wetting him story was the first post to make me laugh aloud all day!

 

[lizard]

there was no need to make that public, SCUMBAG. *squints*

omg steak-knife is Steven Seagal!

 

[steak-knife]

im not sure i want to be steven seagal anymore after that story.

 

[minxnim]

i'm so glad my roommate isn't steven seagal.

 

[steak-knife]

do you know mafalda, prepptje?

 

[lizard]

you'd be glad of it if your apt was invaded by a gang of bloodthirsty dreadlocked jamaican drug dealers...

 

[minxnim]

lizard, i could take care of it myself. seagal would probably just piss hisself.

 

[steak-knife]

do you know mafalda?

 

[steak-knife]

you'd be glad of it if your apt was invaded by a gang of bloodthirsty dreadlocked jamaican drug dealers...

i saw that one, when he chops off the dudes head. i thought it was cool.

 

[lizard]

I've been thinking of taking up krav maga...then I would totally out Seagal Seagal.

 

[steak-knife]

you cant outseagal seagal.

 

[xfer]

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