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Made a commercial for my friends un-black metal tribute band Abused Bearslut.
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WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
Thank Odin theres people like this to make me feel better about myself.
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Jace_Mereel
Freakame, Freakayou!
darkblade
heartbeat of the earth
nuts.. it would be cool to be a part of something like that... but i couldn't keep a straight face.
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt+rust
1. Twat Boxing 31 up, 3 down
A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.
1. Twat Boxing 31 up, 3 down
A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
1. twat fat 7 up, 3 down
the layer of fat found on the bigger women that hangs over the pussy area
sometimes patterned with purple stretch marks and may hide fungus in the creases
i shagged a right pig last night so bad i had to hunt for her pussy under her twat fat
look at the twat fat on that
the layer of fat found on the bigger women that hangs over the pussy area
sometimes patterned with purple stretch marks and may hide fungus in the creases
i shagged a right pig last night so bad i had to hunt for her pussy under her twat fat
look at the twat fat on that
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
1. twat gas 11 up, 1 down
a horrible aroma that arises from a nasty vagina
I went to eat out Mary but her twat gas was overwhelming.
a horrible aroma that arises from a nasty vagina
I went to eat out Mary but her twat gas was overwhelming.
Reverand Joint Smoker
too much magic bus
1. twat lobster 7 thumbs up
1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you
1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster
1. Butt Shot 1 up, 1 down
The topical application or insertion of an alcohol-soaked sponge (in)to the anus.
Lunchbox: Hey, do you guys have a sponge and some vodka?
Court: Why? You need to get drunk before you clean the bathroom?
Lunchbox: No, you cunt munchkin, I want to do a Butt Shot and then bang out your mom raw-dog-Lewy style!
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2. butt shot 4 up, 13 down
Doing that last shot of leftover alcohol anally to get super drunk from one shot. The alcohol is absorbed MUCh faster by the intestines and will instantly get you ready to party.
"shit man only two shots left...let's do some butt shots and peace out"
1. butt sack 8 up, 1 down
A small pouch that is formed when someone is continually done in the asshole. Usually fills with anal secretions and all kinds of nasty shit, including old, rotten, cum.
1. Oh shit, my butt sack is full again. Hold on while I go squeeze it out.
2. What's that gay kid doing?
Itching his butt sack.
EWWWW!
1. butt rust 10 up, 1 down
The dry rusty colored shit around your asshole when you dont wipe well enough...it really burns and its hurts making it hard to move...it also hurts extremely bad when you take a dump if you already have it...the best way to get rid of it is with some wet TP or paper towels
Dude...i can't move...my butt rust hurts...ahhh it burns
3. Queef 1443 up, 691 down
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail
1. Queef Shower 13 up, 22 down
When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.
Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.
1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you
1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster
1. Butt Shot 1 up, 1 down
The topical application or insertion of an alcohol-soaked sponge (in)to the anus.
Lunchbox: Hey, do you guys have a sponge and some vodka?
Court: Why? You need to get drunk before you clean the bathroom?
Lunchbox: No, you cunt munchkin, I want to do a Butt Shot and then bang out your mom raw-dog-Lewy style!
tags sponge vodka anus drunk butt shot raw-dog cunt munchkin
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2. butt shot 4 up, 13 down
Doing that last shot of leftover alcohol anally to get super drunk from one shot. The alcohol is absorbed MUCh faster by the intestines and will instantly get you ready to party.
"shit man only two shots left...let's do some butt shots and peace out"
1. butt sack 8 up, 1 down
A small pouch that is formed when someone is continually done in the asshole. Usually fills with anal secretions and all kinds of nasty shit, including old, rotten, cum.
1. Oh shit, my butt sack is full again. Hold on while I go squeeze it out.
2. What's that gay kid doing?
Itching his butt sack.
EWWWW!
1. butt rust 10 up, 1 down
The dry rusty colored shit around your asshole when you dont wipe well enough...it really burns and its hurts making it hard to move...it also hurts extremely bad when you take a dump if you already have it...the best way to get rid of it is with some wet TP or paper towels
Dude...i can't move...my butt rust hurts...ahhh it burns
3. Queef 1443 up, 691 down
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail
1. Queef Shower 13 up, 22 down
When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.
Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
This looks really shitty/awesome:
[ame]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29668856[/ame]
[ame]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29668856[/ame]
Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
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neal
wizard in black
wow that movie looks....i dunno. my prediction based on the lameness of supposed 'action' movies out lately is that it'll probably be pg13 and quite low on actual death.
DreamNeonBlack
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Lord Foul
I don't spank men
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