the rumors of tie-dyes and myself

[goatschool]

very true. what i do is start with a black base, and then second that with a black variant and throw it all onto a black shirt.

my tie-dyes will get you PUMPED. it's genius, really.

Avi is from SF, i know he wants to buy a few.

 

[avi]

I haven't worn a tie-dye since I was like maybe 11 or 12.

 

[minxnim]

i have tie dye underwear. doesnt every girl?

(i also lived in a commune until i was 5...)

 

[Nagle]

Remember when there were tie-dye metal shirts?

 

[avi]

I remember tie-dyed SLAYER shirts - the only tie-dye that is slightly okay.

 

[goatschool]

the thing with the tie dye undies is to make it so that the design is in fact a film rather than ink permutation. when worn it leaves traces of hues on the pelvis -- for gonorrhea related trickery.

Jake, you're, what... an Iowan? you know you want some tie-dyes

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by goatschool
the thing with the tie dye undies is to make it so that the design is in fact a film rather than ink permutation. when worn it leaves traces of hues on the pelvis -- for gonorrhea related trickery.

Jake, you're, what... an Iowan? you know you want some tie-dyes

once and for all nick, I DO NOT HAVE VD DAMMIT!

 

[goatschool]

i was tricked when you wore that LIFE'S A BEACH half-shirt!

 

[goatschool]

and yes, that implies you wear your undies up to your navel. CASE CLOSED.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by goatschool
Jake, you're, what... an Iowan? you know you want some tie-dyes

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN THAT I'M NOT FROM IOWA!!?!?!?!

(yea, hook me up with that crazy tie-dye action...)
(p.s. please don't)

 

[avi]

you live in Iowa. Hence, you are from Iowa. Eat it.

 

[deadair]

shut it... i live in iowa, yes.

but i hail from St. Paul MN.

EAT THAT JEW!!!

 

[goatschool]

speaking of rumors, Jake, i heard that you actually live in iDAHO, and are just a little confused.

 

[deadair]

crap... well, i get all those "I" states mixed up.

(i thought that map that xfer posted in another thread looked funny)

 

[ezekiel]

these fags are from iowa

 

[goatschool]

truthfully, i've heard that members of that band helped to form the original version of ANAL BLAST.

in fact, i've heard many stories about don decker, Jake. do you know of that dude?

 

[deadair]

it's true...

actually from the town i live in... Des Moines. they all have houses here and hang out at a local bar. they are all "jake come hang with us... because you makes us cooler." and i'm all "naaahhh".

 

[goatschool]

"you makes us cooler" - hahahahaha

 

[deadair]

my last post was directed at the slipknot pic post...

don decker? the name rings a bell, put i can't place a face. and yes, people from that band (and others in this town) were involved with anal blast.

 

[goatschool]

don decker is the vox in AB, apparently the big metal promoter in MN/IA, and owns the a store in st paul of which i'm forgetting the name.

i've heard many first hand tales of his assholery. not that i care much. but still.