The Saturation of Metal in to Mainstream Cuntoclastic Society.

[Reign in Acai]

I weep.

 

[Reign in Acai]

It seems nowadays that every punk kid with a guitar and 3 friends decide to start their own bedroom black metal band. Is this what Euronymous would have wanted?!? Transexuals starting their own one piece blackened trance outfits, shrieking about cocks being jammed in dark cavernous areas of of their own ambiguity. Today you can go to any local metal gig, take your pick, and bare witness to 18 year old high school drop outs who don't even know how to properly tune a guitar, cacophonously cackling about winds whispering through their bedrooms while their little brother plays world of warcraft in the adjacent room. What a fucking joke. Sadly this insurgency is merely the calm before an even greater storm.

Fuck.
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[MajestikMøøse]

Blame Southern Lord.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I prefer to point the blame towards every metal head who wanted to share his experience of music enlightenment with his 4 cousins, 2 best friends, girlfriend, his mother, his father, the mailman, and the dude who molested him down the street. Why does everyone feel the need to play show and tell? Graveland is not geared towards your bint who listens to Godsmack religiously. Nor is it geared towards your negar co-worker whose in to the Black Eyed Peas.

Oh you listen to Korn?!? Check this band out, they play thrash and they're off the hook yo!

Die Motherfucker

Die Faggot Cunt

Die Weevil of Wankery

I feel like fucking tackling shit. Lates.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I like EBM. It's pretty awesome.

 

[Evil?]

I myself weep.

I weep when asshats who don't know two shits about metal act is if they are experts because they watch headbangers ball. It pisses me off even more when I am associated with this group for making any mention I enjoy metal.

AssHat:"So, David, Waht kind of music do you listen to?"

Me:"Metal mostly"

AssHat: "Hey me too!!! Have you heard the new All That remains/as I Lay Dieing/Kill Switch Engage/Atreyu/Avenged Sevenfold/Asshats On Parade album? It's totally brutal man!"

Me: *dies*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

haha there's some faggot at work who's in a 'metal band'.

one day I had to ride with him to the office for some stupid computer personnel tracking training and he was listening to his band's 'demo CD'.

'Pretty good eh?'

'Sounds like every other new popular metal band that's ripping-off Slaughter of the Soul'

'Slaughter of the Soul? What's that?'

'AT THE GATES YOU FOOL'

'At the Gates... At the Gates.... oh yeah, I think I've heard of those guys... but I haven't listened to them.'


at some other instant he was praising the genius of Trivium, yet had the audacity to call In Flames 'Iron Maiden ripoffs'.

I've since stopped talking to this person.

 

[unknown]

I always love it when people ask me what kind of music I listen to, and I say, "Bands you've never heard of." Then they say, "No come on try me." So I rattle off Drudkh, Bathory, Agalloch and a few others, and they just stand there with a blank stare verifying what I already knew.

 

[Evil?]

Exactly. They have absolutely no idea music exists outside of the radio and mtv.

 

[EricT]

Got this guy at work whom is the same as moose was describing... makes me sick.

Oh, and recently I noticed people wearing Immortal Damned In Black shirts, like it was the newest fall fashion or something. Did a little questioning, found out Hot Topic now sells them.

Wonder if these kids have even listened to Immortal...

 

[Reign in Acai]

Exactly. They have absolutely no idea music exists outside of the radio and mtv.

And it should stay that way. If these dullards have no motivation to expand their musical horizons, then let it be, don't turn them on to gateway bands so the scene gets saturated with fucktards who go on to download Bathory from torrents and invade local gigs with their obnoxious lip ring dawning, slanted haired sporting, ninja dancing presence. Support the underground by doing just that, leaving it underground!!!

 

[NAD]

All I ask of this thread is for someone to bring back the Euronymous Shouldn't Have Touched His NAKED picture.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Adrian, are you in to the fajita pita?!?

 

[swizzlenuts]

I'd say what pisses me off is people that are into metal but have zero respect for the bands that started metal. Who call any death metal band in the 90's uninspiring, call Slough Feg cheesy, say Cirith Ungol the reason why people think metal is a joke, think Slaughter at the Souls is AtG's best album, and say black metal isn't an art.

Wait, that's all the people in Iowa....Except the crust kids, they love old school heavy metal and doom....

 

[Reign in Acai]

My whole thing is that you shouldn't be able to run in to the average joe on the street and expect them to know who At the Gates, Cirith Ungol, or Slough Feg are, let alone expect them to come up with a formulated opinion on those bands. Nowadays though, every fat goth chick, metalcore skater, emo with a cowlick, and jock sporting a hatebreed shirt has heard of the aforementioned bands. And that is due to honest metal fans who are true to the spirit of the music who play Moses and attempt to convert the musically uneducated.

Motherfuckers have Arcane Sun on their Ipod Nanos and no hardcopy to serve as a receipt.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

All I ask of this thread is for someone to bring back the Euronymous Shouldn't Have Touched His NAKED picture.

edit: fixed

 

[Tranquillian]

Shouldn't HAVE ffs.

I will kill the next person who writes shouldn't of,

 

[swizzlenuts]

My whole thing is that you shouldn't be able to run in to the average joe on the street and expect them to know who At the Gates, Cirith Ungol, or Slough Feg are, let alone expect them to come up with a formulated opinion on those bands. Nowadays though, every fat goth chick, metalcore skater, emo with a cowlick, and jock sporting a hatebreed shirt has heard of the aforementioned bands. And that is due to honest metal fans who are true to the spirit of the music who play Moses and attempt to convert the musically uneducated.

Motherfuckers have Arcane Sun on their Ipod Nanos and no hardcopy to serve as a receipt.

Yeah, I agree, but in the hope of finding a friend that loves the same type of music as you and has the passion would also rule. That's why I yell at TGD until he realises he's wrong.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I prefer to point the blame towards every metal head who wanted to share his experience of music enlightenment with his 4 cousins, 2 best friends, girlfriend, his mother, his father, the mailman, and the dude who molested him down the street. Why does everyone feel the need to play show and tell? Graveland is not geared towards your bint who listens to Godsmack religiously. Nor is it geared towards your negar co-worker whose in to the Black Eyed Peas.

So bloody true!

 

[Nico]

Motherfuckers have Arcane Sun on their Ipod Nanos and no hardcopy to serve as a receipt.

Granted, that's not an easy album to obtain, even by ebay scourer standards.