The Singing Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Onder, this thread is fucking gay. Your balls have offically fallen off and you shall hereafter be known as "Nonder"

 

[Onder]

Onder, this thread is fucking gay. Your balls have offically fallen off and you shall hereafter be known as "Nonder"

Nah. You're a fag, I'm not a fucking clown or a 10yo girl to be rated by you you moron, I'm really not interested in hearing these things tbh.

And btw, I'll propably just request a change name to "Onder Rises" instead.

EDIT: And I'm not responsible for your gay replies tbh. "Oh, that clown from Czech republic has made a thread, he has a bad english, let's post some total bullshit there". Well fuck you, how can you even criticize me, you stupid fucking little shits.

 

[cookiecutter]

Onder, this thread is fucking gay. Your balls have offically fallen off and you shall hereafter be known as "Nonder"

 

[Evil?]

I love that picture.

 

[AchrisK]

Complete this sentence:

HADAPOPE HADAPOPE HADAPOPE HADAPOPE HADAPOPE HADAPOPE...

 

[Evil?]

...HADAPOPE?

 

[AchrisK]

no

 

[Evil?]

SOAPONAROPE?

 

[AchrisK]

Closer, but no. It's not a guessing game, it's a song.

 

[skeptik]

HANG'EMWITHAFUCKINGROPE

LET'S GO TO THE VATICAN
GET 'EM OUT OF BED
PUT THE NOOSE AROUND HIS NECK
AND HANG 'EM TIL HE'S DEAD

 

[SweptbackFlame]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w

such an epic voice.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I wrote this parody last night. Next time you're listening to Poker Face, sing along with these lyrics instead.

Lordy Gaga - Poke 'er Face
__________________________

Om nom nom nom

The way I hold 'em they should put me on TV
Touch 'em, lick 'em, love 'em, well it's all the same to me
(You know it)
Love is just a fantasy that women fall for hard
And when I've had my way then I'll move on and break their hearts

Oh, oh-oh oh ohh, Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
All in one shot, I hit that G spot
Oh, oh-oh oh ohh, Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
All in one shot and all at the same time

Ev'ry night, ev'ry night
I aim to do it right, and poke 'er face
(Her body, my property)

P-P-P-Poke 'er face, P-P-Poke 'er face
Om nom nom nom

L.O.V.E. or H.I.V., never know with me
Eating, shitting, fucking, sleeping, ev'ry day, repeat
(You know it)
Who wants to do it ev'ry night with the same one?
And when I'm making love I let it slip between the buns, hun

Oh, oh-oh oh ohh, Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get 'er hot, let 'er sit on my cock
Oh, oh-oh oh ohh, Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Blisters 'n' spots, don't know what I got

Ev'ry night, ev'ry night
I aim to do it right, and poke 'er face
(Her body, my property)

P-P-P-Poke 'er face, P-P-Poke 'er face
Om nom nom nom

Poker? I hardly know 'er, but my boner
Ain't no loner
So I'm bluffin' with my lovin'
When I'm jumpin' between muffins, regret-free I'm bumpin'

Just let my dick inside yo' V-node
Take it straight when I lay you down
Then I break my promises
No romance here, I'm out o' this

Ev'ry night, ev'ry night
I aim to do it right, and poke 'er face
(Her body, my property)

P-P-P-Poke 'er face, P-P-Poke 'er face
(Her body, my property)
P-P-P-Poke 'er face, P-P-Poke 'er face
Om nom nom nom

 

[AchrisK]

HANG'EMWITHAFUCKINGROPE

LET'S GO TO THE VATICAN
GET 'EM OUT OF BED
PUT THE NOOSE AROUND HIS NECK
AND HANG 'EM TIL HE'S DEAD

I knew someone would recognize that... and I thought it might be you.