The smell of old peoples homes

[Mick Moss]

What is the magic ingredient to make them all smell exactly the same? I dont even know what it is - is it the old people themselves or some secret stuff that theyve all got stashed and fermenting under the stairs?

 

[the antimatter]

its old .....fuck am gettin old hopefully one day i will smell and piss and shit my self fingers crossed

 

[StevenK]

i think its all the dead skin they have...
you know... from not washin themselves

 

[Don Corleone]

it's old vicks drops
thats it

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

Everyone's house smells like something decaying desperately covered over by some variation of synthetic fruitorflower pretroleum pesticide scented stench.

Everyone's but mine. seriously. All you can smell in my house is coffee at intervals.

 

[MetallicaSux]

For some reason old people think they don't need to bath as often anymore because they are old. I guess its that

 

[Maqus]

Hey, get off of old nannies all you age nazis.

 

[my dying groom]

 

[breaklose]

thats true that old people have that rotten smell to them. must be their sweat? i dunno.

 

[Maqus]

My granny brought me up so even if she was smelling like rancid tuna mixed with pickled gherkins and dog vomit, I'd kill everyone who said anything wrong about her.

 

[Light]

I thought it was the buss pass

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I saw porno called that once.

 

[Susie]

I saw porno called that once.

haahaaa so did me an mick well i think it was called that

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

granny porn..

actually you are all wrong its a profound blend of cabbage,cats(or other shitty arsed pets), pea whack and piss.

 

[Susie]

I think they smell of 67 year old 3 peice suits and carpet from 1903 that has turned into lino due to the slop that has dropped into the carpet and turned into a thin crust of scouse thats turned rock hard and set to look like lino, also they keep fur coats that were passed down from their grandparents which they keep in the wardrobe and let the wild life nest in you cant wack a good grannie smell.. have you ever dared to look under the toilet seats

 

[Light]

I think it's the buss pass mixed with forgotten cheddar and funny towels of the age