The Story of metal

[DoomsdayZach]

Yeah, let's have Ret- re-write everything that you get a chuckle out.

 

[ABQShredHead]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Dumbest joke ever, but I still laugh at it.

 

[darkblade]

why doesn't smokey the bear ever get laid?

(because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel)

 

[DoomsdayZach]

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?


The pilot. What were you expecting? Fucking racist

 

[raythetse]

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?


The pilot. What were you expecting? Fucking racist

aviator?

 

[DoomsdayZach]

 

[schenkadere]

alloys are total b.s. they would be nothing without metals!!!!

Hey dude...your avatar pic is very Manowaresque.

 

[Detective Clarence Beauregard]

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

Hmmm... Captain Johnson? Captain Robinson?

 

[darkblade]

haha i'm not too into manowar.. and there was a "rest of the picture" but i had to cut it out becaus ethe file was too big.

 

[PrgrsveMetalnChains]

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAERKJ;2LK3RKF;WLAEKFJL390329------------

Whew... that was funny.