the temp receptionist keeps calling me MUNCHKIN

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

 

[avi]

keep reminder her of her temp status. maybe even make that her name: "the temp girl"

 

[minxnim]

she looks exactly like mrs. garrett from the facts of life too.

 

[xfer]

call her "the wicked witch".

 

[minxnim]

i think i'm just going to start dressing like a munchkin doll and then shoot myself in the face in front of her.

 

[xfer]

or the WYKKYD WYTCH

 

[deadair]

punching her would be the answer.

 

[xfer]

no prepz you should dress like a munchkin and then hang yourself in the background of the office.

 

[minxnim]

maybe i dont feel so bad now since she's also called my boss "SNUGGLE PUSS"

 

[FuSoYa]

I was going to say, this is totally acceptable as long as she's old (and even better if black)

 

[minxnim]

she's old but she's not black.
it's not okay b/c she's a loud talker too =[ and called me 'skinny minnie'

MAYDAY MAYDAY

 

[lizard]

like whatever quality it is which incites 18 yr old female store clerks to call me "hon"

 

[0sm0se]

or random homeless black men to curse me out with stunning regularity

 

[FuSoYa]

oh i forgot to add "fat"... she has to be fat.

 

[lizard]

no no no! matronly temp secretaries who exhibit mothering qualities must be referred to the more friendly "plump"

 

[minxnim]

she's definitely plump. but she's not really mothering she's more like menacing and she's very squinty.

 

[coelacanth_M]

i.. can relate to this!
it's so fucked up too, because it means:

a. you are grossly disproportioned, have short arms, a huge head, a mullet, and are in bad porn movies/wear funny hats
b. you are a doughtnut hole

WTF?

 

[lizard]

geez I'll bet that happens to you all the time mia, being short and all.