the trooper (tripper) lyrics

Nov 25, 2002
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this is so funny, although you might have already seen it :lol:
take the piss of iron maidens "the trooper".
make sure you listen to the song at the time.

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THE TRIPPER

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You roll a joint but i roll one too
You light the doobie and i sniff some glue
So while the ecstacy destroys your back
You better dance all night and smoke some crack
The acid hits and the trip begins
It's time for alcohol and vitamins
But screw the vitamins and smoke a fag
You get the munchies and a porno mag

Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

The trip gets weird as you start to fly
Out of the window in the open sky
Your mates are laughing but you don't know why
Just then some aliens come floating by
They beam you up and they light a bong
These dudes are stoners and they sing a song
It sounds like Slayer mixed with Elton John
You buy their album and you sing along

Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Five hours later you're in your flat
Covered in puke and beer and other crap
Having a come down, you hear the door
They shout "open up", but you're on the floor
They break the door down and in they come
200 pissed off cops, they all have guns
So there's a lesson here for all you mugs
Get high on life and stay away from drugs!

Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!


done by Monkeys Steal My Sanity.