The TRUE black metal 101!!!

[Itay]

hehe that's funny

Read it

 

[benny]

29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.

That is my favorite

 

[Mr. Black]

thats class

be grim
be necro
when at all posible by grim AND necro

 

[Morningrise]

I have a large Clouded Frost Spire!!!
Oh my god this thing made me cry, that was hilarious!!!

 

[_Transparent_]

ok, now we know the rules we must abide by them. , to think i wasted 10 minutes reading that, and btw, who elses eyes got fucked up when reading it?

 

[idun]

That's great fun!
I just had to save it on my harddisk

 

[HoserHellspawn]

"68. Refrain from using keyboard smilies when communicating via the Internet. Single acceptable smily: >:-("


heeheehee I AM SO TRUE!!! >:-(

 

[Demonspell]

I liked the ones about Tolkien and having fifteen-word song titles...

 

[The Somberlain]

 

[Alucard]

This is funny cuz most of it is true. This one is my favorite though...

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.

 

[Gdc]

haha, great link! Act like a Troll...

 

[Russell]

24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.
25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity

 

[Jo]

88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something. grrr

Gdc, Mortiis!