101 rules for an Opeth fan.

[Masters_Apprentice]

14. If a stranger offers you a ride......you take it.

 

[angelofdeath9308]

15. immediately criticize an Opeth forum user's thread, even if you agree with what he or she is saying. It will give you a sense of superiority.

16. Put Opeth on your mp3 player when taking a stroll in the woods or in your back yard.

 

[DarkGift]

17. Always comment every thread with "shit thread"
18. Opeth sold out with "Ghost Reveries" because they signed to Roadrunner, even though they recorded the album before signing.
19. All metal other than Opeth sucks.
20. Be sure to point out to new fans that "The Grand Conjuration" sucks.
21. Axe sucks in comparison to Martin Lopez, even if we have yet to hear him record anything.

 

[King Richard]

 

[biggsy]

17-21 are true fyi

 

[soundave]

22. Mikael is Jesus
23. Damnation is actually metal, I'm not a wuss
24. Worship Camel

 

[MixGrafix]

12. There's nothing sexier than a chick into Opeth.

Truer words have never been typed.

Mix

 

[neognosis]

25. Black Rose Immortal is a great song by virtue of its length. Never mind that it's incredibly dull - It's really long, therefore it is great.

 

[leprecon]

17. Always comment every thread with "shit thread"
20. Be sure to point out to new fans that "The Grand Conjuration" sucks.
21. Axe sucks in comparison to Martin Lopez, even if we have yet to hear him record anything.

So true with these! 17. Done it myself. 20. It really isn't that good to be Opeth, last seen it live-stream in Ilosaari. 21. In Ilosaari-Rock Axe missed those ending double-kicks in Deliverance, Ive heard from many sources.

 

[uponanoakenthrone]

laugh at the post about chicks digging opeth.

does this thread remind any of you of "Man Law"?

 

[antipunx13]

^Haha...actually, I'm fighting the urge to post the Rules of teh Internets.

 

[AutumnElegy]

Truer words have never been typed.

Mix

agreed

 

[AutumnElegy]

25. Black Rose Immortal is a great song by virtue of its length. Never mind that it's incredibly dull - It's really long, therefore it is great.

i dont know if your being sarcastic but thats not true, i love that song and i could care less that its 20 minutes.

 

[Mr. Nekrophetamine]

12. There's nothing sexier than a chick into Opeth.

Truth!

26. Opeth are the primary cause for your acoustic guitar ownership. Seeing as they made playing acoustic guitar badass again.

 

[IntoPhagist]

Porcupine tree suck

 

[IntoPhagist]

27. Morningrise is Opeth's finest moment, if you say otherwise, you're a poser

 

[in_absentia]

7 will always be the truest rule of them all and must be followed accordingly

 

[@=NoBigDeal=@]

28. Ask a fellow Opeth fan, "which song the lyrical line 'demon of the fall' is taken from"? If he says DOTF, laugh and say "wrong, it's The Amen Corner", but if he is smart enough to say TAC, say "no, it's from the frigging Demon of the Fall, man!"
29. Opeth is your favourite band.
30. Actually you haven't listened to your Opeth records for about two years, but Opeth is still your favourite band. Period.
31. The last two minutes of the fukkin' Blackwater Park are fukkin' the 'eaviest most insane shit evah recorded.

 

[The Murauder]

#1. Don't be a tool, and enjoy the music.

 

[IamReptar]

40. ALWAYS yell out a bunch of songs Opeth haven't played in ages(or ever) at shows even though you know they probably won't play it.

41. Yell "NEVERMORE!" for no reason at all other than to let people know you've seen the videos.