An Opeth Fan Must...

An Opeth fan must nod his head in time to the baseline intro from Nectar...

An Opeth fan must mime the 'run away' 'run away' outtro in Demon, no matter how many plebs are giving him/her strange looks on the bus...

An Opeth fan must spend upwards of 20% of their day/life/existence posting too this board...

I am an Opeth fan...