101 rules for an Opeth fan.

[neognosis]

42. Yell, "Demon of the Fall!" incessantly throughout the show even though you fucking KNOW they ARE going to play it, asshole!

 

[nesveikuolis]

What a n00bstick you are, if you think these are funny. I think Opeth is too mature for these kinda jokes :] Try something in the context : no.xx - If i don`t have all the opeth albums on my mp3 player, then you should start listening to opeth" or something in the context. Although, i have to admit, humor is something that everybody interprets differently...

 

[Necropeth]

Dont talk about fight club.

hahahaha

 

[Mr. Bland]

Dude, quit bumping these old threads, okay?

 

[Shemsu'Hor]

Seriously, stop being a bump douche or I'll rip your testicles out through your earholes.

 

[IntoPhagist]

30. Actually you haven't listened to your Opeth records for about two years, but Opeth is still your favourite band. Period.
QUOTE]

Lol That happens to me...I love opeth but I go like a year without listening sometimes...but then I become obsessed all over again.

 

[Albatros]

?? - The greatest days of your life are the ones that you have experienced opeth live, so do whatever its possible to make them more.

 

[kobold]

12. There's nothing sexier than a chick into Opeth.

**wink**

 

[griev0r]

101. Ignore the Official forum, for the sake of intelligence

 

[Rogue Eagle]

34. Clap in all the chill out/mellow bits or buildups of an Opeth song. Just to ruin those parts for those who buy the roundhouse tapes.

 

[Distrusted]

35. If you have a baby, and it's a girl, it's your duty to name her 'Melinda'.

 

[Necropeth]

Dont talk about fight club.

lmao

 

[antipunx13]

wtf you already bumped this thread about the same thing...