The UM "Christmas Thread"

[Fetzer]

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way.....

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!

Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way...

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!!

Italian flag

 

[follow_the_reaper]

i love christmas. ^_^ i just finished all of my christmas shopping yesterday. my wife bought me the new cob dvd, and i kissed it before i had to bid to farewell. it was quite sad, to be honest.

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Old but still good

You said it's old but... I had never seen it before...
But it's really nice, Sock Puppet... I liked it!

 

[Burning Bridges]

GUYS i just found out santa isnt real!

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^Whaaaat? Really???!! And now, how can we go on? What should we do?? ()

Merry Christmas anyway, dude!

 

[Mr.Proper]

Merry X-Mas to all of you!!!!!! let's hope the new year is a good one with less war and so on...

 

[Burning Bridges]

^Whaaaat? Really???!! And now, how can we go on? What should we do?? ()

Merry Christmas anyway, dude!

ive been living a lie for 35 years! NOOO!

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

METALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS THE LAW!

 

[wild-elf]

MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROHE WEIHNACHTEN
BUON NATALE
AHAHAHAH......WHY AM I LAUGHTING????:Smug:
ps. santa come from finland...........................................mmmmh..........
anyway, santa exist, he was born 8th april 1978.....(???)
i'm going crazy...........

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROHE WEIHNACHTEN
BUON NATALE
AHAHAHAH......WHY AM I LAUGHTING????:Smug:
ps. santa come from finland...........................................mmmmh..........
anyway, santa exist, he was born 8th april 1978.....(???)
i'm going crazy...........

Luckily Alexi Laiho was born the day 8th April 1979... vero Wild-Eld?

(ps: finalmente ho fatto un thread anche io, era ora!! mi sentivo inutile!)

 

[KillerGon]

i wish you all a happy life and stuff...

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

i wish to all of you to get laid this years! Many time

 

[wild-elf]

Luckily Alexi Laiho was born the day 8th April 1979... vero Wild-Eld?

(ps: finalmente ho fatto un thread anche io, era ora!! mi sentivo inutile!)

*me si vergogna* mai una volta che faccio una cosa giusta.....la devo smettere di provare a scrivere senza guardare la tastiera! va beh un anno in più un anno in meno.....cmq ci siamo capiti!

 

[Anonymous]

Christmas will own, I'm getting a Blind Guardian longsleeve shirt, CDs and guitar lessons from (imo) Canada's best guitarist.

Woot.

 

[stormy]

Aww What a sweet thread!

I Hope that everyone Has a wonderfull christmas and a Very Happy New year~!





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[§killer_angel§]

merry xmas everyone!!!!!

the only things I hate this period are xmas shopping (I never know what to buy to other people XD) and xmast housechores... ARGH!!!! tomorrow I'll have to do both...

but it still will be an amazing xmas!!!!!! ^^

 

[-[chop]-]

Happy christmas you dirty animals!!!!













And a happy new year!!!!

 

[Axel]

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas!
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes!
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate!

There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas!
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus!
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum!
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do!
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you!

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to yoooooooooooooooou!

What a lovely, cheerful song.

 

[SALINE]

I haven't liked Christmas since I was a youngin' but nonetheless MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,,,,,,AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!

 

[Ephata]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year