The Useless Facts thread

[Tubbs]

Tubbs Mcgee Sucker Fucker Giant Jew Ass Extraodinaire Until Pussy Gets Wet Much Shit Flies Fucking Well Everywhere Lactating Cunt Frag Bate Tit Pip Mother N*****

That was funny! But you got every single letter wrong except the first two. Too bad.

There's only one curse word in the entire phrase.

Next useless fact:

People who make unrealistic assumptions are silly.

 

[Weizenkeim]

In some parts of pre- christian Ireland, kings used to be ceremonially inaugurated by copulating with a white mare in front of the entire town, symbolizing the "marriage" of the king to his land. Afterwards, the horse was sometimes slaughtered and cooked, to be eaten by the king sitting inside the cauldron.

 

[breeding death]

More crap!:

The Aztecs were a Mesoamerican people of central Mexico in the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries. They were a civilization with a rich mythology and cultural heritage. Their capital was Tenochtitlan, built on raised islets in Lake Texcoco – the site of modern-day Mexico City.

Woo-hoo.

- the TMSFGJAEUPGWMSFFWELCFBTPMN

i know...i play Age Of Empires 2

 

[Kenneth R.]

In some parts of pre- christian Ireland, kings used to be ceremonially inaugurated by copulating with a white mare in front of the entire town, symbolizing the "marriage" of the king to his land. Afterwards, the horse was sometimes slaughtered and cooked, to be eaten by the king sitting inside the cauldron.

that is pretty funny.

 

[paradoxile]

Tubbs Mcgee Sucker Fucker Giant Jew Ass Extraodinaire Until Pussy Gets Wet Much Shit Flies Fucking Well Everywhere Lactating Cunt Frag Bate Tit Pip Mother N*****

Jew is not a curse
you could've said jerk or jesus

 

[Weizenkeim]

Ampulex compressa is a kind of wasp that preys on cockroaches by drilling its stinger into its victims brain and releasing a hormone that shuts down the cockroach's escape reflex, effectively zombiefying it. It then lays its eggs inside the live cockroach's body, which patiently waits while the larvae feed on its internal organs until its death. The study of this animal was partly responsible for Charles Darwin ceasing to believe in god, because Darwin could not believe god would create animals of such cruelty.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Jesus

that ain't a curse either

 

[Tubbs]

Here's a fun one:

The Judas Chair, also known as the Judas Cradle, was allegedly a torture device used by the Spanish Inquisition.

The Judas Chair was a pyramid-shaped seat. The victim was placed on top of it, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then very slowly lowered by ropes. The intended effect was to stretch the orifice over a long period of time, sort of a slow motion impalement.

Fun!

 

[Eliogabalus]

Jew is not a curse

Neither is extraordinaire, but it's in there.

I should've put Jesus now that I think about it. There's no use in editing though. Wouldn't be prudent.

 

[Eliogabalus]

Here's a fun one:

The Judas Chair, also known as the Judas Cradle, was allegedly a torture device used by the Spanish Inquisition.

The Judas Chair was a pyramid-shaped seat. The victim was placed on top of it, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then very slowly lowered by ropes. The intended effect was to stretch the orifice over a long period of time, sort of a slow motion impalement.

Fun!

There would be some point where they wouldn't go down by themselves.. there would have to be some kind of external force pushing them down to get any sort of desirable effects.

**sorry for two posts in a row**