The "Welcome Back Omni" Thread

[The Ozzman]

there's no shame in having a low metal IQ. it just means you're part of the 99%, the unthinking metal masses, and you have your role to play just as we do. yes, you're below us in the hierarchy, and yes, you can barely even comprehend anything beyond the dingy metal mudhuts where you'll live your simple lives and eventually die. but you're also the building blocks upon which our higher society is able to thrive, and that should fill you with pride.

This is what I read tbh:

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

No, i have one of HP's favorite shirts. I didn't get the deluxe purple dildo edition like he did though.

I don't even like Poison, but nice try faggot.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I'd wear the fuck out of that bleach-stained Poison shirt. Fuck yeah!

Go away.

 

[CiG]

Google "basketball court IQ" and then convert it to metal.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

The best part is TB still thinks Mötley Crüe is on the same level as Poison.

 

[The Ozzman]

Google "basketball court IQ" and then convert it to metal.

Music is subjective though. Basketball knowledge isn't.

 

[CiG]

Music is subjective though. Basketball knowledge isn't.

Musical quality is arguably subjective but this isn't about quality, you can be a quality basketball player and still have a shitty court IQ.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I don't even like Poison, but nice try faggot.

I dont wear tapout shirts, thanks for the out of the blue dig though.

And sure you dont. We know you plug your butt while listening to unskinny bopopopop

 

[CiG]

Speaking of bullshit music, Bon Jovi is leading the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame votes by a huge margin. Too bad for Judas Priest, they seem stuck in 4th place or whatever.

 

[Omni]

I think the top five bands are eligible to be inducted so it doesn't matter.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Speaking of bullshit music, Bon Jovi is leading the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame votes by a huge margin. Too bad for Judas Priest, they seem stuck in 4th place or whatever.

If it was anything other than bland pedestrian mediocrity out in front it'd be noteworthy.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I dont wear tapout shirts, thanks for the out of the blue dig though.

And sure you dont. We know you plug your butt while listening to unskinny bopopopop

Having met Poison fans, that's not an unlikely past time for them.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I dont wear tapout shirts, thanks for the out of the blue dig though.

And sure you dont. We know you plug your butt while listening to unskinny bopopopop

Having met Poison fans, that's not an unlikely past time for them.

 

[CiG]

Bon Jovi stinks.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Bon Jovi stinks.

First 3 albums are okay, after that? Un-fucking-touchably shit.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Speaking of bullshit music, Bon Jovi is leading the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame votes by a huge margin. Too bad for Judas Priest, they seem stuck in 4th place or whatever.

The top 5 qualify.

 

[CiG]

Who are they again? I can't view it on my mobile device.

 

[CiG]

First 3 albums are okay, after that? Un-fucking-touchably shit.

I bought his 1984 debut years ago and I just couldn't get into it.

 

[Omni]

Who are they again? I can't view it on my mobile device.

At the time of this post:

 

[CiG]

And only one will be inducted right?