The "Welcome Back Omni" Thread

[no country for old wainds]

it's ok to body shame right wing people obvs #bodyshameanazi

 

[CiG]

They think it's:



But it's really just:

 

[Dak]

it's ok to body shame right wing people obvs #bodyshameanazi

Mort probably thinks raping Republican voting women is ok, because they asked for it ldo. #rapearethuglican

 

[no country for old wainds]

seriously though what a fat fucker that ozzman guy is

 

[The Ozzman]

seriously though what a fat fucker that ozzman guy is

Iknorite? Those other fat fuckers on the board (Krow, Yoda) ain't got shit on me. Bitches don't know about my BMI.

Luckily my dick is 15 inches and I can see it even though I look like Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Omni]

Mort had to choose between siding with social justice or the in-crowd. He made his choice.

 

[Dak]

Mort had to choose between siding with social justice or the in-crowd. He made his choice.

He's basically UM's own Lena Dunham.

 

[Omni]

By the way, everyone post your BMI, so we can all accurately fat shame each other. Mine is 17.1.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

mine is 68.1. All lard baby.

 

[The Ozzman]

I haven't had a BMI result done since I played lacrosse and don't really remember or give a shit tbh

 

[Omni]

I haven't had a BMI result done since I played lacrosse and don't really give a shit tbh

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obesity/in-depth/bmi-calculator/itt-20084938

Takes about 30 seconds.

 

[Dak]

BMI is a shitty rep of fitness unless you basically never exert any physical activity; eg have no muscle mass. According to BMI I'm almost obese (27.5).

 

[The Ozzman]

Takes about 30 seconds.

don't really give a shit tbh

 

[The Butt]

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obesity/in-depth/bmi-calculator/itt-20084938

Takes about 30 seconds.

21.8. I see and use my dick daily.

 

[CiG]

It's the darndest thing, I input my details and the results were: "fat cunt."

Mort had to choose between siding with social justice or the in-crowd. He made his choice.

He is the shrine maiden of the in-crowd, his loyalty is without question.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'm not that tall (5'10) but im pretty stocky and big so that bootleg internet BMI test isn't going to be accurate in the slightest. I was walking around at 220lbs when i was in the best shape of my life, so yeah.

 

[CiG]

Okay so my BMI is 32.8 which means I should probably put down this kangaroo and gherkin burger I'm eating right now.

 

[The Ozzman]

I would be happy to be 220 again tbh. Having broad shoulders helps with the weight distribution. Genetics was kind to me there at least as well as blessing me with a huge cock.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'm like a sloppy 205-210 right now. Not too fat and definitely not in shape.

 

[RadicalThrasher]

BMI 26.1? Not really sure what the hell that means though? Except that its telling me I'm overweight