The "Welcome Back Omni" Thread

[no country for old wainds]

nope, too agile

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

too agile

 

[Manic Ferocity]

I’d call you a wigger if you weren’t Armenian.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I’d call you a wigger if you weren’t Armenian.

But that wouldn't even make any sense. Me calling you a cunt would though, so yeah .. you're a cunt.

 

[Omni]

My money is on @Slayed Necros in this fight.

 

[no country for old wainds]

he'd just charge and mow us all down like bowling pins using his monumental girth.

 

[CiG]

Is this a fight or porn.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

My money is on @Slayed Necros in this fight.

Sure, if it was a food fight.

 

[Omni]

I frequently forget that David is morbidly obese. Probably because he actually isn't remotely so.

 

[CiG]

My penis is morbidly obese.

 

[Omni]

Don't make posts like that. You're pretty much inviting @HamburgerBoy to molest you.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... you know you're dying for him to post in this thread.

 

[Omni]

I'd love for him to post here. Every thread needs more posts by people who like Manowar, Slauter Xstroyes and Adramelch, and less posts by people who think Megadeth is the best band ever.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'd love for him to post here.

Trust me, i know. Maybe now you can profess your secret love for him.

 

[Omni]

It's not a secret. You were just the last to find out.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

.... but wasn't he the one who chased you away? I guess its a love-hate relationship.

 

[Omni]

No, we actually eloped and just pretended to have a row to cover our tracks. It must have been pretty convincing.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

.... I heard you guys went to a Pagan Altar show for the honeymoon.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

oh and btw Megadeth >>>> Manowar and Adramelch

 

[Omni]

Megadeth would have been better if John Cyriis, the original Megadeth vocalist, had stayed in the band.