The "Welcome Back Omni" Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

a guy that has diarrhea of the mouth and just spouts of silly opinions

Hmmmm, sounds like someone i know.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Want to fuck me? I'm not a ginger but other sounds like I'll make a good substitute.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... yeah totally, lets meet. I'll bring the champagne bottle.

We get it. You want Dave Mustaine's balls in your mouth.

No, but that doesnt mean you should always have them clamped up in yours.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I like how it required the mental image of you having sex with Dave Mustaine to reply to that Omni post. So much suppressed eroticism just bursting at the seams.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

So that's a no on our champagne rendezvous?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You paying?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

You paying?

Depends. Don't be a cheap whore though.

 

[The Ozzman]

You, TB, and Ozz are the holy trinity of metal edgelords.

How is saying Manilla Road sucks edgy in anyway? Also good job giving me 5+ more pages to read when I woke up guys. Great stuff.

I also miss the my pals jokes from Cythraul

 

[CiG]

Saying "Manilla Road sucks" in itself isn't edgy, but you do it in the cringiest edgelordiest ways imaginable.

 

[The Ozzman]

The way I do it isn't any different from how people here talk shit about BLS, Devildriver or KSE. The only difference is frequency.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Vanilla Load amirite hehehahahhoho

 

[Dak]

I like Megadeth's first four albums, but Dave's vocals actively detract from the quality of the music at times. While I also prefer the music on the early Metallica and Slayer albums, Dave's vocals are a big shortcoming in comparison to the level of musicianship that Megadeth brings to the table and he should have stuck with the idea of having a more accomplished singer behind the microphone.

Omni and I share an opinion on music???

 

[Master_Yoda77]

The way I do it isn't any different from how people here talk shit about BLS, Devildriver or KSE. The only difference is frequency.

You are the only person I know that likes BLS, Devildriver, and KSE so saying they suck isn't edgelordy at all.

 

[The Ozzman]

You are the only person I know that likes BLS, Devildriver, and KSE

Because you don't venture outside of your autistic, trve trad doom bubble.

Dak likes BLS and Devildriver but I don't know about him liking KSE

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The only way Ozzman would be edgy for liking those bands would be if he goes around in a jacked-up pickup truck with ten Monster Drink decals threatening to kick the ass of every car that dare speeds by him, out of inspiration from other brodudes that listen to those bands. But he doesn't really act like that afaik.

This forum is far less edgy than it was a decade ago from what I can tell. That happens when your userbase average goes from a bunch of late-teens to late-20-somethings. NWN and ANUS seem to hold the edginess line when it comes to metal forums nowadays.

 

[Dak]

Edginess now is saying Mustaine sucks as a vocalist, which is in fact a fact.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, I do agree that NWN and ANUS are the truest of the true metal edgelords, but anyone that starts shit for the sake of starting shit is an edgelord.

 

[The Ozzman]

But he doesn't really act like that afaik.

I drive a Civic and work at an insurance company. I am the antithesis of an edgelord.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yeah, I do agree that NWN and ANUS are the truest of the true metal edgelords, but anyone that starts shit for the sake of starting shit is an edgelord.

Nah some people are just want to argue over pointless shit out of boredom.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I think we have fundamentally different definitions of what an edgelord actually is.