The Wonderbra

[Susperia]

The fact you think women are a fucking scam! We try and look good for you (and hopefully for some of us also have other assets that you enjoy, like intelligence, wit, etc) and you think we're trying to decieve you?? We're simply reaching for our best possible physical demeanor so that you will give us more affection and more love and time. At least that's what I'm in it for. There's little that makes me feel better about myself than when my boyfriend tells me I look beautiful. Which, to say, is also sort of fuel to the fire. Since you think ''oh god I have to look even better tomorrow so he'll see I will keep getting more beautiful, I will not wilt!"

Of course it's so much more complex than this... lifetimes of being told by everything around you that women should be beautiful and graceful and lovely in every way does a lot to a person. Especially for the women who don't look gorgeous by just rolling out of bed in the morning. (aka most of us). What's wrong with a little primping and covering what would make us look better if it were covered ---i.e. ZITS---- ?

I'll admit it, I've worn two bras on top of each other on occasion for certain clothes that look better with more fillage action. And who's it for? Oh no, not just for you men, dont' ever think that we live and breathe just for you. It's for other women too, it's for our peers so they have better impressions of us, it's for our mothers so they will see their daughters are beautiful and lovely and adorable and all that jazz, but yeah. It's for you too.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Calmer than you are

 

[dill_the_devil]

Don't have any myself.. yet.

You know, for some reason, the way that's written has something of a sinister ring to it, as though Susperia might be buying Wonderbras for nefarious purposes.

 

[JayKeeley]

@Susperia: Yeah, but I'm agreeing with you. That said, it's still a facade.

Your lips aren't really that red, it's the lipstick.
You aren't really that tall, it's your heels.
Your hair isn't really that coloUr, it's the highlights.
Your tits aren't really that big, it's the wonderbra.

I'm all for the make up, heels, and lingerie....but eventually, you're going to see what the real deal is anyway.

 

[JayKeeley]

P.S. I voted "work of genius".

 

[General Zod]

Is this a good invention?

On one hand, it makes the cleavage look great and the boobs look full.

On the flip side, when it comes off, you realize the whole thing has been one big deception.

Damn! Some topless chick, whose about to allow me to do all sorts of vile things to her body, has deceived me! I hate it when that happens!

I've also never understood the need for women to get completely naked. If expensive lingerie makes them look better, then why go nude?

Gayest thing ever posted on the internet.

Zod

 

[JayKeeley]

women in bikinis > nudist beach

 

[Susperia]

I'm all for the make up, heels, and lingerie....but eventually, you're going to see what the real deal is anyway.

And that itself is sometimes more beautiful anyway....

Honestly when I get enough sleep, i'm in a good mood, it's sunny outside and I shower and let my hair dry in the sun, no make up, no hair product, just my favorite camoflauge pants and a tank top, wavy crazy hair. I sometimes look more beautiful like that than I do with all the foundation in the world on.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Gayest thing ever posted on the internet.

Nope, I'm with Jay on that one. It'd be gay if he'd said 'I don't see the need for women to have vaginas, why can't they have cocks like us', that'd be gay.

 

[NAD]

 

[Susperia]

If you both don't see/feel the need to be against your girlfriend's completely naked body and are just having sex with her because she looks good, maybe you need new girlfriends......or new personalities.

P.S. I voted "work of genius".

p.ps. Not going to vote till I try it out.

 

[dill_the_devil]

MY EEEEYYYYES

EDIT: that was for Borat, btw.

 

[JayKeeley]

Damn! Some topless chick, whose about to allow me to do all sorts of vile things to her body, has deceived me! I hate it when that happens!

Yeah, but you wouldn't even flinch if you brought home a she-male.

*cue Crying Game music*

 

[Dev]

women in bikinis > nudist beach

:zombie: (oh I mean ".")

 

[NAD]

If you both don't see/feel the need to be against your girlfriend's completely naked body and are just having sex with her because she looks good, maybe you need new girlfriends......or new personalities.

The only thing that touches my girlfriend while we have sex is my unit, I don't even let my balls get too close. Gross, girl.

@Dev:

 

[JayKeeley]

...just having sex with her because she looks good...

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

 

[Dev]

roflrlrlfrlf

 

[NAD]

First genuine right there.

 

[skeptik]

I spit my beverage on my keyboard.