The Wonderbra

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A) I'm not flat
B) You guys are absolute twits
C) Even you Guthrum, and I thought you were nicer than these guys.


edit: D) God damnit Evil not you too.
 
Susperia said:
A)
edit: D) God damnit Evil not you too.

Sorry Sus, it was very amusing. Gotta appreciate a good jab. :)

It's nothing personal. I may not always agree with what you have to say, but I honestly have nothing against you. Smile!:goggly:
 
Susperia said:
A) I'm not flat
B) You guys are absolute twits
C) Even you Guthrum, and I thought you were nicer than these guys.


edit: D) God damnit Evil not you too.

I'm nice, it's just that sometimes I don't have the patience for certain types of people. :p
 
Susperia said:
B) You guys are absolute twits
C) Even you Guthrum, and I thought you were nicer than these guys.


edit: D) God damnit Evil not you too.
It's called BEING FUNNY. You should TRY IT SOMETIME. I'm yelling because I DRANK TOO MUCH WINE.

Besides, I'm more of a tit than a twit, although my twatness supercedes IT ALL.
 
I hope that spending $28 on a bottle of wine means it was infused with anti-hangover elements, because this fucker is almost dusted. BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT

I would say "oops wrong thread" but every thread is the right thread here at Retard Corner (copyright Matt #239587 [the Chilean one]).
 
Susperia said:
The fact you think women are a fucking scam! We try and look good for you (and hopefully for some of us also have other assets that you enjoy, like intelligence, wit, etc) and you think we're trying to decieve you?? We're simply reaching for our best possible physical demeanor so that you will give us more affection and more love and time. At least that's what I'm in it for. There's little that makes me feel better about myself than when my boyfriend tells me I look beautiful. Which, to say, is also sort of fuel to the fire. Since you think ''oh god I have to look even better tomorrow so he'll see I will keep getting more beautiful, I will not wilt!"

Of course it's so much more complex than this... lifetimes of being told by everything around you that women should be beautiful and graceful and lovely in every way does a lot to a person. Especially for the women who don't look gorgeous by just rolling out of bed in the morning. (aka most of us). What's wrong with a little primping and covering what would make us look better if it were covered ---i.e. ZITS---- ?

I'll admit it, I've worn two bras on top of each other on occasion for certain clothes that look better with more fillage action. And who's it for? Oh no, not just for you men, dont' ever think that we live and breathe just for you. It's for other women too, it's for our peers so they have better impressions of us, it's for our mothers so they will see their daughters are beautiful and lovely and adorable and all that jazz, but yeah. It's for you too.
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JayKeeley said:
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sorry but this is just a brilliant post
 
alright, i'm going to pull a transcontinental (i.e. far less awesome) Conspicuously Absent on susperia, that way whenever she reads these threads she can complain to me about how stupid they are instead of bothering you guys and mucking up threads. i'll agree with her and compliment her (without lying) on how nice she looks without makeup and wonderbras and also on her painting skills.