The Wonderbra

[lizard]

no, but my dad has only one leg

 

[Reign in Acai]

Did the other one run away?

 

[lizard]

no, it twas "diabitis"

 

[Reign in Acai]

That sucks mate.

 

[lizard]

yeah...not only for him, but for me mum cause my dad is a stubborn guy and for months he wouldn't do his rehab

 

[Reign in Acai]

Was this a result of obesity?

 

[lizard]

actually no...my dad always kept relatively fit in the Army and then he got a scare with some skin cancer, and he eats amazingly healthy.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Life is Cancer.

 

[lizard]

sure seems like it. live long enough and the odds are you'll get some.

 

[Dark One]

Anyone up for some real ones?

Yes, yes pleaaaaaase!! I'm in a tropical storm, depressed and lonely and thoughts of you are all that I have left!!

 

[lizard]

holy fuck that's right, Dark One is being dumped on by Ernesto

we had a tornado warning the other day. yay Ohio!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Why would you call him a pirate's parrot? Forgive me, I don't understand gibberish.

Zod

baahahahahahahahahahahahaha, itt zod sticks it to gimmfröstbittenland

 

[NAD]

This thread should've stopped after JayK's amazing post.

Either that or put some more titties here for fook's sake. That one bitch is hot, but I need more MORE I TELLS YA.

 

[Henrik Main]

 

[dill_the_devil]

Third one down makes my peepee smile.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

Iron Maiden!

 

[Dev]

last one :zombie:p

 

[Erik]

Iron Maiden!

best post in this thread (except jayk)

 

[Henrik Main]

 

[General Zod]

@ Henrik Main.

Zod